tutor him? || iwaoi & matsuhana

o l d m a n ! ?

TW: very detailed explanation
on killing an insect?

•••••

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
are you sure you're not
an old man?

matt.isnt_myname:
we literally went through
this yesterday why do
you still think I'm an old man

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
cause I have been told
by someone that older
people can go to collage

Matt.isnt_myname:
i-
iM NOT AN OLD
MANFWJGKAKGKWKH

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
tHEN GIVE ME PROOF
THAT YOU ARENT

matt.isnt_myname:
WHAT DO YOU WANT????

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
I DONT FUCKIJG KNOE

matt.isnt_myname:
DO I HAVE TO SEND
A PICTURE OF ME???
WELL HERE YOU FUCKING GO
*click to view image*

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
holy shit
jesus take the wheel
wait
you could be lying
what if you just saved a picture of some random h̶o̶t̶ guy

matt.isnt_myname:
w h a t d o y o u w a n t f r o m m e

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
hOLD A SPOON IN THE PHOTO IFKFNWJKG

matt.isnt_myname:
JFC

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
I DONT KJOW😭😭😭

matt.isnt_myname:
*click to view image*
BAM-

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
goDDAMN-

matt.isnt_myname:
don't think I didn't see
you call me hot earlier

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
a n y w a y s

matt.isnt_myname:
now can I see you so
I know you aren't an old man

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
using my words against me💔
but it's only fair
*click to see image*
that's me

matt.isnt_myname:
and you said I was hot

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
don't lie babe

matt.isnt_myname:
babe already?

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
don't call me out
though I should know

what should I call you?

matt.isnt_myname:
you can call me your's

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
come onnnnn
fr wjat do I call ypu

matt.isnt_myname:
i already told you
just call me your's

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
fine then, your's 😏

matt.isnt_myname:
you ruined the pickup line
how could you
since you wanna know so bad
the name is matsukawa,