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Cooper is online

Group chat 'Ostriches and Avocados' with 8 participants

Cooper:
So guys
Are we ever going to get an explanation?
About where Peter was for like a week

Peter is online

Peter:
No you aren't please no

Shuri is online

Shuri:
Yes we are going to get an explanation
Now in fact

Peter:
Uh
I was just being dramatic
I was ill

Shuri:
Oh yes definitely and I'm the queen of the world

Lila is online

Lila:
That's not far off to be honest

Shuri:
Shush
Peter no one believes you
What actually happened?

Peter:
I mean I was kind of ill
That is the truth

Cooper:
Seriously?

Peter:
Yeah

Lila:
That's so boring

Peter:
Apologies
Oh sorry school got to go

Peter is offline

Shuri is offline

Lila:
So
Cooper
How are you?

Cooper:
Lila we live in the same house

Cooper is offline

Lila is offline

Technically he hadn't been lying. The problem was it wasn't exactly true either and he was very bad at lying. It wasn't really that surprising that Ned had found out, and MJ had probably known from the start. May would know except he made sure to only patrol at night. Keeping a secret identity was harder than he'd thought

(A/N: Please can someone tell whether MJ knows, I seriously can't remember by this point but from now on I'm just going to say that she does)

Peter is online

Group chat 'The Avengers' with 3 participants

Peter:
Uh guys
I messed up
Quite badly

Clint is online

Clint:
Where's the body and how much blood?

Peter:
NOT THAT BADLY

Natasha is online

Natasha:
CLINT

Peter:
Seriously
Please don't assume that
I don't want to kill anyone

Clint:
Sorry
Just when you're on group chats with Nat you tend to expect the worst

Natasha:
That's a severe over exaggeration

Clint:
Oh forgive me
You once asked me to google how much blood the average human could lose before they died
BECAUSE YOU'D FORGOTTEN

Natasha:
Peter that was only one time I promise

Peter:
Please can we just move on?

Natasha:
Definitely
What was the problem?

Peter:
Well for some reason nobody believes that I was ill for a week

Natasha:
Actually it was only 6 days and around 14 hours

Clint:
You really need to relax
Find a hobby or something
I'm sure Steve would be happy to teach you some art or something
Unleash your creative spirit and all that

Natasha:
Seriously just shut up
And Peter that's not surprising at all
How have you kept your identity secret for this long considering how bad you are at lying?

Peter:
I'm genuinely not sure

Clint:
What's a believable illness?

Peter:
The only big illness I had was when I got bitten
I passed out for around 3 days I think
Not fun

Clint:
I wouldn't mind 3 days of sleep actually

Natasha:
Wow
Ok I'm giving up on Peter ever being able to lie convincingly

Peter:
That's probably a good idea

Natasha:
Just maybe try and change the subject every time it gets mentioned?

Peter:
Good idea
Thanks :)

Peter is offline

Clint is offline

Natasha:
No problem

Natasha is offline

Harley is online

Group chat 'Ostriches and Avocados' with 8 participants

Harley:
Peter no one actually thinks you were ill
Just wanted to tell you
We're not stupid

Peter is online

Peter:
So...
How's the weather for you Harley?

Harley:
That's not going to work

Peter is offline

Harley is offline

Peter is online

Group chat 'The Avengers' with 3 participants

Peter:
On second thoughts I might just move to the other side of the world, never use a phone again and deny any links to this

Peter is offline

I'M BACK. Sorry I haven't updated in like a week. Basically school happened (how dare it) and then I spent most of last week just in a state of complete confusion because I was so tired. Then, funny story, I didn't learn from that and did the exact same thing this week. I'm not even joking I thought I was going to faint in a biology lesson yesterday so that was interesting. Now onto more important matters. Shadow and bone. Shadow and bone. Shadow and bone. Jesper. Just watch it I'm begging you

Just pretend you didn't read the above paragraph and follow my very non hypocritical advice about sleep food and water thank you

Beth :)