So there I was, about to press play on my steam account, when suddenly I saw someone pigeoning me out of the corner of my eye. I had a feeling that I knew who this was, but I could actually use the conversation with him after my encounter. I pulled up the message box, and looked at the message before entering a reply.
aquariumCatastrophe [AC] began pigeoning cardboardAddict [CA]
AC: Hey dude, happy birthday.
AC: And btw, youll be getting my other gift soon.
AC: Just thought you might like the extra money for steam.
CA: Oh thanks yo
CA: Wait what other gift
CA: I already opened all of mine
AC: Woah, I didnt think youd be up already dude.
AC: And I mean youll get it later
AC: Some way or another.
AC: Maybe out the sky or something.
AC: I dont know how youll get it, but Im sure you will.
AC: Actually it might already be there.
CA: That’s not likely to be honest
CA: I already checked my livin room
AC: Maybe you missed it.
CA: I could’ve yeah
CA: I guess it’s easy to miss things in between hidin from my mother and fighting off an alligator
AC: Woah, you did that?
AC: Holy shit dude, I thought you were just joking about that stuff.
CA: Why would I be
CA: I fight them on a regular basis yo
CA: Like you have no idea how often they find their way in here
CA: With my mother leavin the door open and junk
AC: How do you even fight those?
AC: It’s gotta be like
AC: Really damn dangerous dude.
CA: It’s really not if you just hit them in the head a few times
CA: And dodge their jaws
CA: And the tail
CA: Okay maybe it’s a bit hard
AC: Dude, youre pretty hardcore
CA: I’m literally starin at laser-printed images of mermaids on cardboard right now
CA: How is that hardcore
AC: Fuck man, thats more chicks than I can get with.
AC: And probably more fish than I can keep alive.
AC: Fuck.
AC: Youre literally doing what I could never hope to do
AC: That’s fucking hardcore
CA: -sighs- Anyway I’ll go check the livin room again
CA: I probably did miss something
CA: See you later yo
AC: Alright, catch you later bro.
cardboardAddict [CA] ceased pigeoning aquariumCatastrophe [AC]
I was tempted to immediately go double-check the living room, but then I remembered my other companion had sent me a message too. I pulled open that chat box after closing that one, and started typing.
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The New End of The World
AdventureThis is a story about a young chemist. This story is also about a cooped up bookworm. And it's about a closet-dork surfer. There's also a cool sugar-junkie. This is about her too. Oh and did I mention an apocalypse? There's one of those in here as w...
