light yagami x elmo

hey mamas 😏

pls ignore my really shitty writing, english is not my best subject and how this is all over the place im writing this while i should be doing homework but procrastinating is my cup o t

as elmo was walking down the street he saw a very seggc man with a very seggc woman but he likes men more than woman. he suddenly got the urge to go up to this man.

"hey babes your hot whats your name"

"its light and this is my girlfriend misa"  (idc that they werent really dating well its the plotline but misa deserved better like fuck light)

elmo walked away starting to formulate a plan to get light all to himself, when all of a sudden the thought of killing misa because thats how he rolls. elmo followed light and misa the rest of the night till they parted ways, when misa was alone in a dark alleyway he came out with a shank and started stabbing the bitch because hes a baddie. he then waited for light to find her lifeless body, when light found it he said 

"oh well i hated that bitch anyways she was so annoying" (misa protection squad assemble)

all of a sudden elmos phone started buzzing

GROUCH

hey ugly peice of shit where are you

ELMO

nowhere and everywhere at the same time

GROUCH

i need you to cover my shift (pretend they work at a femboy hooters because this is my story and i can make it whatevers)

ELMO

fine

little did he know that a certain someone would show up.

~time skip brought to you by my monster collection (im running out of space aaaa help please)~

when he arrived at work the next day his bsf was there big ducky (i think its big bird or some shit but were going with big ducky because yes)

"hey hoee"

"heyy"

"theres this super hawt guy at table 15 *debby ryan face*"

"bet let me take his order"

when elmo walked to the table he saw the one and only light, it took him to take a second to process who was infront of him.

"welcome to femboy hooters what can i get for you today"

"hey your the homo from the other day" (we all know light gives off homophobic and queer vibes at the same time), "id like a cinnamon whisky" (i have no idea wtf that is but its on hooters menu)

"ok and anything else?"

"a tub of boneless wings" (is that even a size also apparently theres a hooters thats really close to me and being the major lezbian i am wanna go to it but like do they allow minors in)

something that seemed strange was that light was eating all by himself, bid ducky noticed how light was staring at elmo almost the whole time. as elmo was giving light his tab he decided to write  down his name.

later that day as elmo was watching some good ol yarichin (they need a fucking third episode i swear on my baby bakugo baby carrier on roblox) his phone started rigning

LIGHT (pretend that its an unidentified number)

hey homo

ELMO

hello, do i know you

LIGHT

yea im light 😏😫

ELMO

omg your that hottie

LIGHT

yea i never caught your name what is it

ELMO

its elmo zaddy

LIGHT

wanna get drinks sometime

ELMO

yea im down

and so elmo went to bed a happy young lad.

heyy yall im sorry for not having my shit together and this being super random but stay safe and drink water and eat and sleep :)