light yagami x elmo

double upload bc sleep is for the weak 🤤

hey bitches and bros and nonbinary hoes (only swag thing ad*ms ever done) how are yalls

light had set the date for friday night he was hoping to get some fun time in since misa had just died and he was free. little did he know.... 

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misa was alive and never died somehow, a person had taken her to the hospital but both light and elmo were unaware of this (a bad bitch never dies). elmo and light were both going along with their respective duties, lights being killing peoplez and elmos being a seggc femboy. soon enough friday had come, elmo dressed up in thigh high stockings bc he knew he was having a dick appointment and light dressed up in a lotila dress (gotta imbrace the inner gay but like dude they are so aaaaa the lotila dresses i aaaaaaa). they met outside the local mickyds (pretend its a gay bar bc we all know rondal mc donald is packing some shlong) should i mention they ha been spicy texting throughout the week (thats what i call flirting because the word is boring)

ELMO

hey zaddy

LIGHT

hey babygorl

ELMO

where are you

LIGHT

im outside mickyds

ELMO

ok ill be there in a few

elmo finally made it there and they headed inside, elmo got some fruity drinks (i have no idea the types my granny just makes them and lets me taste test but fruity drink supremacy alcholic or not i probably like them so much bc im fruity) and light got some whisky (like the old man his inner soul truely is wanting to kill all the bad people). elmo saw two people who looked very familiar, who could they be?

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big ducky and grouch

elmo wondered what the fuck they were doing at mickyds but then he saw big duckys hand on grouches thighs and immediately knew something was up. he just didnt want to ruin their time. later into the night when the alcohol started to kick in he saw bid ducky and grouch leaving together.

LIGHT

yo babygorl wanna head back to my place

ELMO

of course im tryin to get some monster schlong im talking twelve foot cawk (got 12 feet from all the chrollo stans they need some serious mental evaluation its fucking scary)

as elmo and light were walking back to his apartment (i know light lives with his zaddy and mommi but hes a big grown boy in this so hes going to be living by himself) they did not notice a person following in the shadows. when they finally got back to his apartment they started to kith light picked up elmo and brought him to his bathroom their kithing started to get more passionate and one thing let to another.

them both half naked and light placing elmo onto the bathroom counter

~time skip brought to you by my non-existant innocence which ill pretend i have but im making it cannon that light does the whole look in the mirror thingy because its a bathroom~

elmo woke up to the sound of bacon sizziling (bro i dont get why people are all like omg bacon grease goes everywhere it barely does and it doesnt even hurt that much but i also have a kinda  high pain tolerance and i dont think you would be able to hear bacon sizziling but its whateverz), he looked around to see that he was in an unfamiliar place. he tried getting out of the bed but his legs were hurting. when he finally managed to stand up his legs were wobboling (idk does this shit happen im just going to assume so). he went to the bathroom to piss and saw all these marks all over his body how would he be able to go into work like this. when he headed towards the kitchen he finally felt more comfortable since he saw zaddy light making breakfast for them.

ok thats it for now besties but take care of yourself and yea stay safe but i think people should stop like being oooh light so seggc because like sure he was killing bad people but he was still killing a shit ton of people :/