A House Meant For Twelve

Nubs

--> be the angry crab

OF. FUCKING. COURSE. THAT BULGE SUCKING NERD JUST HAD TO MESS UP THE MOTHER FUCKING PROGRAM. NOW WHERE THE FUCK- OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT HORN LESS THING.

--> be this hornless thing

I watched as THE Karkat Vantas stared at me with a burning hate.

Unable to contain my utter fangasum (fangirl orgasm), I tackled him to the ground, squealing and screaming like a child when they found out they were going to disney world.

"WHAT THE FUCK GET OFF ME YOU NOOK SNIFFER" he yelled at my face.

I got off him and fanned my burning red face. This was THE Karkat.

"Oh.my.gosh. Karkat Vantas just called me a nook sniffer!!" I squealed like a pig and he looked at me in disgust.

"WHERE THE FUCK AM I. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU- NO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU. WHY DID YOU JUST MOTHER FUCKING HUG ME AND WILL YOU STOP FUCKING SQUEALING!!" He yelled, his face dusted with red blush.

I tried to calm down by holding my face. Taking deep breaths I turned to him and looked him up and down.

"I am Atta Hamlet. I am a human. I know who you are Karkat Vantas. You are a mutant, candy red blooded troll, but to make sure you are real.."

I took a step toward him and rubbed one of his nubby horns gently. I earned a soft purr from him before he smacked my hand way.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!" His face was flushed red and all I could do was smile.

"I shall now tell you all you need to know about this."

I then explained where he was, which was in a large Mansion on California, which is on earth. He asked what race I was and I told him Human.which led to how humans were made. That lead to tones of yelling about stupid things. He then asked about our quadrants.

"We don't have. Quadrants. Only trolls do." I explained

"YOU DONT HAVE FUCKING QUADRANTS? WHAT KIMD OF UNCIVILIZED PLANET IS THIS?"

I sighed at his hurtful remark, "How did you get here anyway?"

"ITS KINDA A LONG STORY"