Cupcakes

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--> be the angry crab from an hour before.

I SAT AT MY DESK UPDATING THE CHAT ROOM UNTILL I FELT A POKÉ.

"hEy BeStFrIeNd. I mAdE cUpCaKeS"

"I KNOW YOU WONT STOP BUGGING ME ABOUT THE FUCKING THINGS. IF I TRY ONE WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE"

"hOnK"

I GRABBED ONE AND TOOK A BITE. I SPAT IT OUT ALMOST INSTANTLY AND HISSED. THEY WERE THE MOST AWEFUL THINGS I HAD EVER TASTED!

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THOSE?!"

"wElL. tHeY wErE fAyGo CuPcAkEs BuT i AdD a SpEcIaL iNgReDeNt~"

"YOU ADDED SLIME DIDNT YOU"

"i AdD- oH fUcK yOu MuSt Be LiKe, A mOtHeRfUcKiNg PsYcHiC hOnK"

I LOOKED AT THE TRAY TO SEE IT WAS ALMOST EMPTY. NOW WHO THE EVER LOVING FUCK ATE THESE?

"Kk. Kk ii lo2t my hand2" HE WAS WALKING AROUND WITH HIS HANDS BEHIND HOS BACK. OF COURSE HE ATE THE FUCKING CUPCAKES.

"SOLLUX WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK ARE YOU DOING."

"kk ii need your hand2. Replace miine. Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk" he ran at me and bumped into the keyboard of the computer.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Suddenly. Poof. Gone.

~~~

"AND THATS HOW IT HAPPENED" karkat explained.

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