Klance one-shot (some parts have smut)

Love beetle

It was like no other day for the paladins. Each and everyone had there own job. Keith just training. Pidge just doing something with technology. Hunk just baking. Lance doing his routine. Allura and Shiro busy making plan and then Coran just cleaning the pods.

"We need some way on making Keith and Lance get along with eachother. I've had enough of them arguing" Shiro said as he rubbed his forehead.

"Maybe we can send them on a mission together till they get along" Allura suggested. It was a good idea though there wasn't any mission to go on. Most of them had to be a one person mission. "Ah there's a mission they could go on. It maybe kinds dangerous but is worth it" Allura said as soon as she got a distress signal.

"How dangerous is it on a scale of 1 to 10?" Shiro asked. As a dad figure he is he wants nothing harmful happening to his newly adopted problem children.

"About 9 or 8. The only thing they have to be aware of is the love beetle" Allura said showing an image of a beetle in a shape of a heart.

"Good. We can just make the others go on a one person mission" Shiro said. He was serious about this.

"PALADINS WE HAVE A MEETING IN THE CONTROL ROOM. PLEASE COME NOW" Allura said informed. Everyone gathered. 

"We have new missions for everyone. But Keith and Lance will have to go on a mission together while the rest of us have a one person mission" Shiro said.

"WHAT!!?? NO WAY IM HOING WITH MULLET HERE" Lance started the argument.

"WILL YOU STOO CALLING ME THAT. IT'S NOT EVEN A MULLET" Keith yelled back.

"WILL YOU TWO STOP IT!!! It's not good for the baby" Shiro said as he frowned.

"Wait- there is no baby. Is either Pidge or Allura pregnant?" Lanceaskedd. He was in utter confusion.

"No. I'm the baby. So go and suit up and get to your missions" Shiro said as he turned around. Allura and Pidge was trying there best to hold in there laughter.

~A FEW VARGAS LATER~

Keith and Lance finally arrived to the planet they were coordinated to. The trees in the planet was all sorts of colours. The grass was blue and the sky was green. It felt so weird.

They were looking for some aliens that are in danger. But the whole place was empty and very quite.

"This place is dead empty. I think Allura might have sender us the wrong coordinates" Lance said. He was about to try and contact Allura through his helmet but something suddenly snatched it from his head. He held in his breath thinking he was unable to breath but discovered that there is oxygen in the planet.

Lance looked around to see what snatched his helmet but couldn't see anyone in the planet.

"That's odd. I'm sure I saw something ran away by snatching your helmet" Keith said. He was as confused as Lance was. That was until the same thing happened to him. They decided to walk around to find if anyone was around. They saw a bunch of tiny houses. About 2'3 houses. Lance knocked on one of the houses. Suddenly ton of bugs in a shape of a star flew out. It sparkled as it went flying away.