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ON HIATUS UNTIL DILUC FANFICTION IS COMPLETED
ⅰ. hello. this is a genshin impact oneshot book for all of you simps.
ⅱ. i have no idea why i am making this book, as i have another book. but i'll be uploadi...
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𝐻𝑢 𝑇𝑎𝑜- Zhongli came to you today, he asked you to do a favour for him. Which was a rare sight actually, he is a very independent person... but when it comes to him remembering his wallet. Let's say you can take back that statement.
In a nutshell, he asked for you to play a prank on someone he is acquainted with. You had no idea why his personality switched up so quickly, he just said that "Someone told me I need to be more, fun. So I thought that I'd try this." He said blah blah blah...
God knows who said that to him- poor fellow.
You began to rethink your life decisions, as you were being carried... in a coffin. 'Why did I agree to this. Damm you Zhongli- when I see you next il-,' You were cut of by the feeling of the old wooden box being dropped into the deep hole which had been dug for this prank.
"Okay- so the old man said that whenever I feel dirt- or like a weight being thrown onto the top of the box- I need to push the locks upward and shout 'You've been pranked," You mumbled to yourself. Alright shouldn't be too difficult- I'm pretty buff so.
Before you know it you felt a weight on your chest, it had begun. Using all your might you pushed up onto the lid of the coffin and as you were about to shout the line Zhongli had requested, soil had entered your mouth.
Frantically wiping it off your face you said with a little tone, "...you've been pranked?" And when you tilted your head up you saw Zhongli looking at you in utter disappointment- and to the left of him was someone you hadn't seen before. ———— 𝐸𝑢𝑙𝑎- You had always worked for the knights of favonius, and to know that someone new was joining the few of us. You couldn't believe it, you were ecstatic!
Going to bed that night was definitely... how should I put it... difficult. You barely could sleep, thoughts flooded your mind, top to bottom. 'What will they look like? Are they nice? Let's hope they aren't mean. If they are attractive I'm going to cry-,' So on and so forth. But without a doubt, you definitely slept like a royal.
The morning rolled around surprisingly faster than you expected. But what fell on you in the night was a cold- and oh your luck. You had caught a cold on the day someone new is going the Knights, "I'm such a shit exampleeee," You began to whine to yourself and curse underneath your breath for becoming ill.
But that didn't stop you- you left your house at full throttle (well- as best as you could.) and in a blink of an eye- you were at the ever-so-lovely Mondstadt HQ.
Before you began to walk into the grand building a guard that blocked the door stopped you in your path. "Uh yes?" "Grand Acting Master Jean says you mustn't be late. She says to hurry," "Oh... I forgot about that part..." you said and eagerly sprinted of to Jeans' office.
