Oriana: Look guys, I need your help.

Calla: Love help?

Treyton: Food help?

Caspian: Legal help?

Kendrick: Emotional help?

Armand: Help moving a body?

Everyone:

Armand: ...what?

***

Kidnapper: We have Pandora.

Weylyn: Actually, she has you. Good luck.

Kidnapper: We have Weylyn.

Pandora: Keep her. Thank you, goodbye.

***

Aviana: *in tears* My girlfriend said she doesn't love me anymore.

Kaia: I said 'you can't be the little spoon five times in a row. It's my turn.'


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