Carnol: *handing a gift to Damon* Merry Christmas, Damon!
Damon: Carnol, this is just too much.
Carnol: Nonsense! It was just a lot of time and a lot of money. *walks away cheerfully*
Damon: Salma, I screwed up. I forgot to get Carnol anything.
Salma: Oh, well. I always knew he would die of sadness.
***
Armand: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Treyton: But I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Armand: O-Oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?
Treyton: Is it working?
***
Sena: And what do we say to the god of death?
Weylyn: Hurry the fuck up.
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Feridia: Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionMore incorrect quotes, but this time based on the characters from the sequel