Carnol: *handing a gift to Damon* Merry Christmas, Damon!

Damon: Carnol, this is just too much. 

Carnol: Nonsense! It was just a lot of time and a lot of money. *walks away cheerfully*

Damon: Salma, I screwed up. I forgot to get Carnol anything.

Salma: Oh, well. I always knew he would die of sadness.

***

Armand: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. 

Treyton: But I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Armand: O-Oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

Treyton: Is it working?

***

Sena: And what do we say to the god of death?

Weylyn: Hurry the fuck up.

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