A/N: I mean, why not???
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Friday: Hello Zemo, it is nice to meet you.
Zemo:
Zemo, chokes: gOD?
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Bucky: IMAGINE IF I WAS STRAIGHT!
Sam, gagging noises:
Sarah & Zemo, confused:
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Sam: I bet I can hold the whole world in my hands.
Zemo, confused: That's highly impossible. How would you even-
Sam, cupping Zemo's face in the palms of his hands: :)
Zemo, flustered: He-hey! I have a reputation to uphold!
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Lumar: Yeah, so this party is hella lame. I'ma head myself out.
Karli: For the last time, you are being KIDNAPPED!
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Sarah, Sam and Bucky at the hospital:
Doctor: Do you abuse drugs?
Bucky: Damn right I abuse drugs! I see a drug ima punch it! Get the hell outta here drugs.
Sam and Sarah, facepalms:
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Lumar, tied up: In reality plants are the ones farming us because they give us oxygen everyday until we eventually decompose and they consume us.
Karli: what the fuck?
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Lumar, spouts dumbass questions:
Karli, who kidnapped him: Are you thick?
Lumar, slaps thigh: Yes.
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Walker on the top of a building: I'm gonna jump!
Zemo with a megaphone: Do a flip.
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Zemo: Are you a man or a woman?
Karli: I am a villain.
Zemo: Yes yes, but what gender are you?
Karli: Evil.
Zemo: No, no, what's in your pants??
Karli: Doom.
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Zemo: My dreams were crushed long ago.
Sam: How long ago?
Zemo: How old are you?
Sam:
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Sam: It's ok to ask for help.
Bucky: You're not a burden.
Zemo: Murder is okay.
Walker: Your feelings matter.
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Bucky: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.
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❖Zemo One-Shots❖ (𝙊𝙉 𝙃𝙄𝘼𝙏𝙐𝙎)
Short StoryPretty self explanatory. This man needs more love. I love him. Marvel loves him. I'ma make ya love' im too. 😌 ❃.✮:▹Warning◃:✮.❃ Angst May Be Involved Death Shall Be Mentioned Suicidal Thoughts And Actions(?) Other Warnings Will Be Said In Chapter! ...
