(A/n: Does anyone else think that Chris from Darkharvest00 has the same hair and face as Ticci Toby? No? Just me? Okay... Oh and this is going to be a short chapter but the next will be looonnnggg. Yes, I told you I wouldn't update until you guys voted, but I'll be nice. PLEASE VOTE! I am losing my patience. Once you vote, you'll get two chapters I've already written. PLEASE VOTE! I'll send Slenderdick to stalk you and slowly drive you to insanity or sanity...)
~EJ's POV~
I woke up early in the morning for no reason. Guess my body was just like, 'hey dude, you should get up at 5 o'clock in the morning.' Well since I'm bored, and there's only one person who rarely sleeps anyways...
"Slender?" I asked through his office doors.
"Come in child." He spook in my head so he wouldn't wake anyone up. "What do you need?"
"Where's Jeff?" I asked.
"He took a bottle of vodka to the punishment room. I'd be careful around him. You know what happened between him and BEN." He said.
"I wouldn't let that happen. Plus, BEN did it willingly. I will refuse if he tries anything." I smirked under my mask.
"Just be careful child." He teleported out of the room to somewhere else.
I walked to the cellar and to the punishment room. I stood in front of the closed, metal door. I didn't hear any noises coming from inside. I know, it sounds weird, but on the inside, you can't hear noises from outside, but on the outside, you can hear noises from the inside.
'Oh Zalgo! I hope he's not asleep. His eyes open while he's asleep is freaky!' I thought, creepy myself out. I shivered just at the thought.
I opened the door slowly, hoping the vodka bottle wouldn't come flying at my head. I braced myself for the hit that never came. I opened the door wider to see a passed out, eyes wide open, Jeff.
I walked over to his limp body and shook him. He didn't budge a centimeter. I shook him again. Nothing. Then again, becoming more panicked.
"JEFFERY FUCKING WOODS! WAKE THE FUCK UP!" I yelled, not caring if I was going to wake up anyone in the household.
But I forgot that Smiley slept and worked down here.
"EJ, why are you yelling at *pause* 5 30 in the morning?" He asked, slightly sleepily.
"Jeff's not waking up." I simply replied.
"Jeff... not again." He said as he approached the unresponsive body.
"What are you talking about?!" I asked, in shock that he said 'again'.
"Alcohol poisoning. It's not the first time." He said picking up the body and bringing it into his office.
"What's *yawn* all the *grunt* yelling about?" A sleepy (y/n) asked as she slowly approached us as she rubbed her eye.
"I... stubbed my toe. Yeah, it hurt soooo much." I lied. "Here, let me help you back to bed."
"Thanks." She leaned against me as I guided her back to her room and back to her bed.
'That was close.'
~Dr. Smiley's POV~
I took Jeff's lifeless body to my office.
"Slender, I need you." I said lowly under my breath.
"You'll have to wait child. I am stalking Chris and Alex at the moment." He said back.
"Okay Slender. Make it quick." With that, he didn't reply.
<<Time Skip>>
"What do you need child?" Slender asked.
"Well, first of all, Jeff's eyes are freaking me out, so can you get his eye mask for me?, and we need to bring him back." I said casually.
"Yes and yes." He teleported out and back with his eye mask.
"Did you wake up (y/n)?" I asked. She needs her rest and she can't worry.
"No, but I woke up BEN. He was in her bed! EJ was just standing there watching them. Do you think she's cheating on him?" He asked.
"No. Did you do anything about BEN?" I was a little concerned that BEN was jealous of Jeff not actually being homosexual.
"He rolled his eyes and left the room." Slender said back.
Slender handed me Jeff's mask. I took it and gladly placed it over his lifeless, lidless eyes.
"That's better." I sighed with relief.
"How long until he recovers?" EJ asked.
"For the love of Zalgo! You scared the living shit out of me!" I yelled as EJ's presence became known.
"Do you need a new pair of panties?" Slender smartly asked.
I growled at the two who were laughing their asses off. "Ah, shut up!"
"You walked right into that, bro." EJ calmed down slightly. Slightly.
"Lighten up a little." Slender said refusing to calm down even the slightest bit.
"Well, I would take it as a joke normally, but it's like 6 in the fucking morning and, if you haven't noticed, I'm a little grouchy." I hissed.
"Okay okay. But seriously, when will Jeff be okay?" EJ asked going completely serious rather quickly.
"Well, when a creepypasta dies, it usually takes 24 hours at the least for the body to regain life again. Last time this happened, it took him three weeks to recover though." I sighed.
"How are we going to tell (y/n)? If he's like this for three whole weeks, won't she notice the loss of a presence? We can't have her worry or stress so we're gonna have to tell soon." EJ thought out loud.
"I'll tell her." Slender offered.
"Can I tell her with you?" EJ asked the slender man.
"Let me do the talking. You can be there for support just in case she doesn't take it well."
"Okay. Thank you. I'm going to try to go back to sleep." EJ said leaving my office.
"I'll try to speed up the recovery process." I said turning back to Jeff.
"I'll go back to Vinny. Good luck." Slender left.
"Hang in there bud." I whispered to Jeff.
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Jeff the Killer X Reader~ Love is Insane
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