FLIRT; r. shidou

1. small kine

messages

[y/n] is our mother

[y/n]
good morning everyone!

i'm not going to be at
breakfast today

i had to wake up early
because apparently anri-san
has some conference thing at
the JFA

and ego-san is making me go :(

i think they're preparing for
the blue lock vs u-20 match but
i'm not exactly too sure

shidou
it's too early for this ugly ass

[y/n]
SHUT UP SHIDOU

YOU'RE SO SHIT

WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN THIS
GROUP CHAT

YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN BLUE
LOCK ANYMORE GTFO OF HERE

shidou
no lol

[y/n]
GO AWAY SHITOU

shidou
babe, you're not even a football
player, why are you here?

[y/n]
EW DON'T FUCKING CALL ME
"BABE"

AND I MADE THIS GC SO
LEAVE YOU IDIOT

shidou
nope

[y/n]
GARBAGE

DOGWATER

DISGUSTANG

rin
that's not how you spell
"disgusting"

[y/n]
i know 😐

shidou
😐

[y/n]
can you not???

bachira
what's everyone doing up
so early?

[y/n]
more like what are YOU doing
up???

bachira you're like literally
always sleeping

bachira
my phone started going off

i guess i forgot to turn off
the ringer for the night lol

[y/n]
stop you're so precious

shidou
"stop you're so precious"

[y/n]
THIS MF

i hope your charger only works
at a certain angle. i hope both sides
of your pillow are warm. i hope the
leaves you step on aren't crunchy. i
hope you don't get a good slide when
you slide on the floor with socks. i hope
you forget to wear shin guards during your
next practice. i hope one of those spiky
things on your cleats break. i hope your
water bottle doesn't keep your water cold.
i hope your hair gets crusty because you
ran out of conditioner. i hope the ac is broken.
i hope you don't have unlimited data or free
wifi. i hope you you get bitten by ants. i hope
you run out of hair gel. i hope you fall down
the stairs.

shidou
what the fuck

and you call me shit

rin
you are