FLIRT; r. shidou

7. bf stealer

happy birthday to the insect who's
always flirting with my mf bf </3

this ch has nothing to do with
the plot, i just thought i'd
write something because
of shidou's bday

messages

gru's gorls

[y/n] the menace
uhh

it's july 7th...

bachira
???

what's july 7th???

[y/n] the menace
hsdfhdfi

i think shitoe should
be the one to say
what it is...

bachira
omg is that the day
y'all started dating???

isagi
did i miss a couple
seasons?

[y/n] the menace
WE'RE NOT DATING.

shitoe the menace
it's my birthday bitch

[y/n] the menace
happy birthday shitoe!
i hate you so much,
make sure you have a
terrible day and stub your
toe on a table leg!!

shitoe the menace
awww thank you whore

i hate you too, get stepped
on by an elephant on your
next trip to the zoo for me!!

send pictures for proof

bachira
OR EVEN BETTER

SEND A VIDEO

[y/n] the menace
wtf

hell no

isagi
happy bday shidou

shitoe the menace
shut up

isagi
bro what-

nagi
hbd

bachira
happy birhday!!

OOPS MB

BIRTHDAY*

[y/n] the menace
BIRHDAY HSIDFH

YUHH HAPPY BIRHDAY
SHITOE

shitoe the menace
shut the fuck up

[y/n] the menace
ms girl

you were fine like not
even 2 seconds ago

why so grumpy?

did you not take your
afternoon nap?

shitoe the menace
i'm not a girl

[y/n] the menace
the gc it named "gru's gorls"