Creepypasta reaction by me

Part 3

Homicidal Liu

Me: *Coming back from school and talking to myself like usual*
Liu: She's weird.
Sully: Yeah she is but you remember what he said?
Liu: *sigh* Yeah... Excuse me little girl?
Me: Who are you calling «little»?
Liu: Yeesh kid relax, I can't find the *my adress* ?
Me: Um... That way sir *point the opposite way*.
Liu: Thanks cutie. *cover his mouth with his hands*
Me: No problem... *he leaves*... Once he founds out I better be far away from this town...
Later
Liu: *still looking for the adress*
Sully: I think she lied to us...
Liu: You think so?!

Eyeless Jack

Me: *Comes home and see Eyeless Jack eating my parents kidneys*
EJ: Are you going to scream or something?
Me: How does it tastes?
EJ: Good...
Me: Then enjoy your meal. Oh and could you clean up after? Thanks.
EJ: I just killed your parents.
Me: And i just got back from school. What do you want me to do? Give you a medal?
EJ: *laugh* You weird freak!
Me: Says the one who's eating kidneys.
EJ: Touché.
Me: Do you eat anything else than that?
EJ: Yes, I cook sometimes. Want me to teach?
Me: That would be nice thanks.

Lazari

Me: *Walking in a forest lost af*
Lazari: *clears her throat* Excuse me, miss?
Me: Yeah, what do you *gasp* OMG you are so adorable!
Lazari: You know, I am not a child...
Me: I don't care, you are so cute! Wanna be friends?
Lazari: I'm not sure you wanna be friend with a monster like-
Me: Don't talk nonesense plus if everyone was normal then it would be boring. Are they real horns?
Lazari: *chuckle* Yes they are.
Me: Omg so cool.
Lazari: You are a child...
Me: So what? I may be a child but I'm a pretty one!
Lazari & Me: *laugh*
Me: *whisper* That's not even true...
Lazari: What?
Me: Nothing.

Sally Williams

Sally: *Singing*
Me: You are a really good singer.
Sally: Thanks ma'am.
Me: What's your name dear?
Sally: Sally ma'am!
Me: You mean Sally Williams?
Sally: Yes...
Me: Omg I'm so sorry! Do you want a hug?
Sally:... Sure...
Me: You're so precious... I am never letting you go...
Sally: *smile and gigles* Alright I don't mind...
Slenderman: Adorable, but if she hurt Sally, I'll break every last one of her bones.
Offenderman: Chill brother, Sally is happy don't ruin it.
Slenderman: Quit appearing like that would you ?! Warn me at least!