"Gee, why do we have so much iron and wood?" Y/N asked.
"We've been farming a lot. We have like, 3 stacks of diamonds. Why haven't we progressed to the Nether yet?" Kenma yawned.
"Eheh~ that's my fault." Cloee said sheepishly.
"What did you do this time, Cloee?" Kuroo poked Cloee's forehead.
"Chill out!" Cloee batted away his finger. "I died."
"You wHAT?" Y/N cried.
"I died. Out there. On the planet Wattpad. I didn't die die, I just died a little."
Kuroo closed the door to the new strip mine. "Confusing death aspects aside, what the hell were you doing this whole time?"
"Read a bit, watched some anime, did some paint by sticker, insane amounts of homework, drawing, drawing, procrastination, new extracurriculars, dealing with stupid teachers, played a lot of Genshin Impact, ate, slept, biked, watched YouTube, used Eggo boxes as ovens, did a sleep-deprived British accent for five minutes, math, looked for tweezers, showered, and spent 40 minutes centering a Klee ascension guide. Oh, and I brought paint by stickers for you guys~"
"Thanks." Y/N rolled their eyes.
"Well, at least you can go to the Nether now!"
"Whoooooooooooo."
"Did I mention you'll have an extra person as an apology?"
"No, but I doubt you'll be much help." Kenma said.
"Hey! That's mean, seeing as I am not terrible at the game! And who said I was gonna be your helper? That's pretty much the last thing I would do for you. You should know by now."
"Who do you have for us? Dream?" Kuroo scoffed.
"Ha. No. I have Lev."
"We're doom-"
Lev zoomed into the room faster than Kenma could complete his sentence.
"Kuroo-senpai! Y/N-senpai! Haven't seen you in a while! Everyone thinks you ran away from school or something together, like la-la-la romance."
"Wha- That- It-" Kuroo stammered. "That wasn't what happened! We got kidnapped by this freak!" Kuroo pointed a shaking finger(and a piercing glare) at Cloee.
"Who? Me~?" Cloee batted her eyes innocently.
"Where's Kenma-senpai?" Lev looked around.
"I'm right he-"
"HAHAYEAHHEGOTLOST" Cloee snapped her fingers as Kenma miaowed helplessly.
"Aww that cat is so cute!" Lev rubbed his hand on Kenma's head as he cursed at Kuroo and Y/N who were snickering, but mostly at Cloee.
"So where're we off to?" Kuroo inquired.
"I already have the portal outside. Get geared up, cause you're in for a funky ride. What do you think I gave you time to get 3 stacks of diamonds for?"
"You died."
"A small obstacle. Now get geared up or I'm spawning lava in here."
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Minecraft isn't as easy as it seems[RESUMED]
HumorKuroo, Kenma, and you were good friends. BFF's for life. But a sassy author with all the power in your universe has barged into your life and now you're trapped in the block game that is Minecraft. And Kenma has turned into a talking cat. Weird. But...