Madness combat headcanons (discontinued for now🚫)

Hank🩸

This man gets on my nerves but he's cool ig

•Mad at everything for no reason, if you ask him a question he'll just look
"Excuse me but do you kn-
"👁😶😐no get lost
I mean, he'll talk to you ("yes, no, idk" short answers like that) but other then that, don't talk to him pls he'll get mad

•Treats Deimos and Sanford like annoying little brothers, he likes them and will hang out with them but sometimes he wants to just shoot them in the face (calm down Jamal, don't pull out the nine😦😧)
They'll either do something to annoy him or they'll just be standing

🧍🏻‍♂️🕴
"WILL YOU GUYS STOP!? FUCKING CHRIST-"
"BRUH WE DIDN'T-"

•Doesn't care for hot dogs like everyone else, likes Burgers more and everyone is baffled

"👁whats that-"
"A burger?? Why"
*jumps him*

He likes other foods too, Steak, tacos all that other stuff. He barely eats anything but when he does he makes a meal for about 20 people

*Deimos walks in* oo damn who's comin' over? Is this for us??"

"Uh- nah, it's for me and no you cant have any. Get lost"
"🗿"

•His theme song is definitely Soldier by Eminem (listen to this pls it's a bop)

If he walks in a room, Deimos will play it on full blast so he can see his face change to 😀 to 🤨😐

"Hey y-"

📱💥"NEVER WAS A THUG, JUST INFATUATED WITH GUNS NEVER WAS A GANGSTA 'TILL I GRADUATED TO ONE AND GOT THE REP OF A VILLAIN, FOR WEAPON CONCEALIN'"

"Every time I cant do this anymore 🕴"

•loves dogs and wants one so badly but since he's always busy with stuff (mf with what?? All you do is kill grunts) he knows he won't have time to spend time with it

He probably has a pet bird that Sanford takes care off and never plays with it or anything. Sometimes he'll talk to it and laugh when it makes noise but the rest of the time, he'd leave it to do what birds do

"Look out for the bird for me, I'm goin out-"
"Can you get bird seeds for him? He shat everywhere yesterday an-"
*slams door*