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It's was 11:30 PM and you were home alone  watching tv and Hawks was out with a couple of friends he wanted you to come so you can keep an eye on him when he gets wasted because he's an absolute complete mess but you weren't feeling well so you didn't go. But you trust Hawks so you know he won't do anything stupid. You starting to fall asleep when your phone starts going off.

< 1905               BigBird🐥>

Today 11:37PM

babpee ...

babpeee ....

Y/NNNN !

babpee I'm horny ... I'm a horny bird

I - I miss youuuu 🥺

Uhm ... Keigo are you drunk ?

Oh y/n me-my love you finally answered me b@qk but I miss you bapee a

Your drunk ...

Ima NOT !

Boy yes you are I'm coming to get you send your location.

Okay 😖
*sends location*

can we stop *burp* stop and get some chicken wings.?

Did you really type "burp" did you actually burp.

Yeah *burp* *hiccup-*

Just stay put Keg I'll be right there ..

Okay mom
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You got out of bed putting on one of Hawks hoodies and and his sweats you slipped on your slides grabbing your purse and phone and heading out the door to the car. You drove going to Hawks location as you got out of the car you went inside of the bar seeing Hawks still drinking at the table you walked over to him your hands on your hip. He looked at you giving you innocent look.

Y/n: Don't look at me like that you know I don't feel good Keg.
Hawks: I'm sorry love.

He said as he tried to get up but he was about to fall so he sat back down but you knew this man was all types of drunk. So you grabbed his arm pulling him out of bar going back to car you opened the door for him.

Y/n: Get in !
Hawks: No !
Y/n: KEIGO TAMAKI GET YOUR BIRD ASS IN THE CAR ! NOW
Y/n: Cause if you don't get in the car I will embarrass you in front of everybody and don't think I won't do it.

You jerked him up. He started pouting at you. You then let his shirt go directing him to get in the car. Hawks got in the car you closed the door then you went on your side, you started the car and you were driving back to the house with drunk Keigo next to you.

Hawks: That was mean you didn't have to yell at me like that.
Y/n: Hawks shut up and put your seatbelt on.
Hawks: I will before you start yelling at me.
Hawks: I have a confession that I have to make and I'll think you'll hate me.
Y/n: Don't tell me what I think you did ...
Hawks: I once meant to give a guy a fake number but I randomly give him yours that's why he kept calling several times.
Y/n: Realy Keigo I thought someone leaked my number I had to change it.
Hawks: Sorry about that b-but that's not all I did one time I got into an argument with the lines on the road about how unfair they treated people.
Y/n: uhh ... that's something you'll probably do regardless whether your drunk or not.
Hawks: Remember when we went to store and I was buying a lot of pineapples.
Y/n: Yeah I thought you were going through something.
Hawks: I was looking for spongebob
Y/n: Keigo really all those pineapples and you were looking for spongebob squarepants are you serious.
Hawks: And remember when we got drunk together but I was completely messed up I was going through our closet trying get into Narnia.
Y/n: Keg I believe it's time for you to stop drinking
Hawks: nooo
Y/n: Or atleast drink less you have anymore drunk confessions you want to tell me.
Hawks: I followed your ex boyfriend after he came to visit you and I kinda of threatened him.
Y/n: Keigo ... did you ready threaten him
Hawks: Yeah I did he deserved it.
Y/n: Your cute
Hawks: I know k-kid