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Giyu: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Shinobu: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Obanai: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Shinobu, learn to listen.

Uzui: What if it bites itself and I die?

Sanemi: That's voodoo.

Muichiro: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Shinobu: That's correlation, not causation.

Uzui: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Sanemi: That's kinky.

Giyu: Oh my God.

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