*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Tanjiro: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Nezuko: ...I did. I broke it.
Tanjiro: No. No you didn't. Inosuke?
Inosuke: Don't look at me. Look at Zenitsu
Zenitsu: What?! I didn't break it.
Inosuke: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Zenitsu: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Inosuke: Suspicious.
Zenitsu: No, it's not!
Giyu: If it matters, probably not, but Shinobu was the last one to use it.
Shinobu: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Giyu: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Shinobu: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Giyu!
Nezuko: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Tanjiro.
Tanjiro: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Giyu: Tanjiro... Inosuke's been awfully quiet.
Inosuke: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Tanjiro, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Tanjiro: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Tanjiro:
Tanjiro: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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FanfictionA random book I made of the KnY characters! This will most likely contain spoilers and bad writing, so read at your own risk! (No. 1 in Knymanga at some point idk)
