The Me Book

My List of Inside Jokes

I have many, many inside jokes. I'll list some of them, and explain a few of them. Some of them are too special to be shared, you know? That or just too weird.

1. I see the universe

^Yeah, not to be explained

2. You're gonna run into that dude! (Woof)

Alright. I have this buddy named JJ. She's quite amazing. We were walking to P.E. one day, and she was walking backwards, thanks to puppies1428

Well, she was about to walk into this guy. The thing is, he didn't move, so I yelled, "You're gonna run into that dude!"

And this guy (he was like a middle aged somebody) finally moved at the very last second. He was right behind her and he kinda grunted, but it sounded like he said woof. Yeah, we get a crack out of it.

3. Hannah knows what to do

One time in piano class, the phone rang and I had to answer it because I was the closest.

"Hannah knows what to do," the teacher said. -.-

Everybody in the room turned and stared at me as I answered the phone. I didn't even pay attention to what they said. Lol.

Every now and then, JJ just says, "Hannah knows what to do."

4. Carrot water

I have this little piano clique or something. It's like we're best friends walking to and from class and after that it's like we're acquaintances. Heheh.

So the drinking fountain in the music building makes one's mouth taste like carrots. We have no clue why, or how, but it does.

5. J-j-j-j-j

Another one concerning JJ (she's pretty epic).

I was walking down the hallway out of the piano class. JJ stopped at the drinking fountain, but our other friend didn't realize it and I was about to say, "JJ needs some carrot water," but just then this old lady who kinda scares me walked by and said, "Hey there!" And she doesn't have an accent, but she sounded very southern, and it freaked me out. I lost my train of thought, and what did I end up saying?"

"J-j-j-j-j..."

6. Broken fork

Me: *eating rice*

Friend: How are you eating rice?

Me: What?

Friend: Your fork is broken.

Me: *pulls fork out of mouth* What the heck?!

7. White rice

This is not meant to offend anyone, alright? I swear I wasn't thinking when I spoke.

Me: What kind of rice is this?

Friend: I think it's Mexican.

Me: But it's white....

Me: Wait a second

•Random

-White people go ting

-Hi Lighter water

-Crab teeth

I must thank you for reading through this randomness! Now, comment some of your own inside jokes!!