Hellsing Ultimate
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HELLSING ABRIDGED
"I'm guessing a shit-" cue being bonked on the head via booklet for Roland, courtesy done by Integra, "You are british, have the manners of it." She says bluntly.
[Scene changes to show Integra talking on the phone with Alucard]
Alucard: Say it!
Integra: Fuck you.
Alucard: After you say it!
Integra groans at the innuendo.
Pip grinned.
Integra: You're really going to force me on this?
Alucard: I'm at half mast! I need to hear this!
Integra: Fine!! You were RIGHT!
[Alucard makes a groan of extreme pleasure]
Integra: JUMP UP YOUR OWN ASS AND DIE! [slams down the phone]
Now Alucard grinned.
[Scene change to Alucard in the safehouse]
Alucard: Ahhhhh! Houston, we have no problems.
[Anderson kicks in the door. Pip and Seras gasp.]
Alucard: Okay, dude, I just- I just finished, I'mma need like five minutes over here to recharge.
[Anderson punches Alucard in the face]
Alucard: Never mind, we're back in business!
[Alucard draws his guns and Anderson draws his bayonets. Seras swings the Harkonnen at Anderson.]
Seras winced. "I remember that."
Seras: I've got him!
[Anderson throws a bayonet and pins an official notice to the wall right next to Seras' head, causing her to become jittery and slump to the ground]
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Hellsing Ultimate Watches Hellsing Abridged
FanfictionOriginally posted by me on Spacebattles, Hellsing ultimate will be reacting to Hellsing abridged. I do not own Hellsing OVA nor do I own Abridged. If I did I would be rich. Please support the official release.
