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Seras Gets Cranked to Eleven!

Hellsing Ultimate
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"To keep myself... Pure I shall go. Andtakeacopywithme" Heinkle states swiftly as she speed walks away.
After a few minutes the show plays.

[open on Nazi vampires snacking on corpses]

Nazi Grunt: Gruber?

Gruber: Hmm?

Nazi Grunt: ..Are we bad people?

"Yes" Seras bluntly states.
"Absolutely" Pip grins
"Positively" Alucard smirks
"That's a stupid question." Integra states, blunt as a hammer.

Gruber: [swallows] It's a matter of perspective, really.

Nazi Grunt: From these men's perspective?

Gruber: Oh, absolutely! But, to be fair.. I think we kind of tipped that Jenga tower by being Nazis in the first place.

Nazi Grunt: Ya, ya.. I guess the whole 'eating them' is just.. salt on the wound.

Alucard rolled his eyes.

Gruber: Agh, don't say 'salt' to me! These mercs are so bland! They could use-- [Seras opens gunfire on them]

"Thank you" Seras muttered.

Seras: How's THAT for some SALT?! [silence] ..UGH! God D**N it! What's the point of comin' up with all these one-liners if'n they're all dead when I say 'em?!

Nazi Grunt: [outside] To be fair, it wasn't really that funny to begin with!

"Im sorry to say this, but he's right." Pip quips.
Seras pouts heavily at him.

Seras: [shoots through the offending grunt] It's a matter of perspective, really.

"That's gonna be a repetitive thing isn't it?" Integra asks rhetorically.

Bernadotte: B Wing! What's your location?

Miller: HR department!

Bernadotte: And your status?

Miller: You ever been fisted up to the elbow before?

Bernadotte: ..Jaffe, I could use your expertise!

Jaffe: Hey, FUCK YOU, man!

Alucard cackled at the joke.

Bernadotte: Read the room! [to Miller] So.. I'm guessing you're in some shit!

Miller: I just saw a man's FACE get eaten! One bite, like that asshole owl with the fuckin' Tootsie Pop, man!

Dying Grunt: How many licks did it take? [laughs and coughs]

Pip and Alucard chuckled. Pip because at least the man is trying, Alucard because dark humor.

Bernadotte: Just hold out! The police girl is on her way!

Miller: Sir.. I'm not gonna lie to you; we're pinned here, all my men are dead or dying, and I'm runnin' out of bullets.

Bernadotte: Miller.. it was an honor serving with you.

Miller: ..What the FUCK?!

Integra facepalmed at the sheer stupidity of that.
Pip is laughing his heart out, if he had one.
Seras is shaking her head.
Alucard is Alucard.