Silly Smiles Clinic

Doctor, where do babies come from?

  That answer is too easy. Children gather round. Babies come from... Drum roll please. (Insert drum roll sound.) Nothing. They don't exist. Because children, babies are just deformed rats that gained a human form. Yes. You were all rats. "Sir, I don't think that is correct." Sssshhhhhhhhh. SSHH! Are your a doctor? "No. But I don't think that is how-" See. You already answered my question. Let me make myself clear Mrs... "Dawson." Let me make myself clear Ms. Dawson, I know what I am doing. I didn't take 14 years of medical school for nothing. So I suggest you shut those two fat meat sacks you call lips and shut up. If I hear another word out of you I will cut of your head and sell the rest of your body parts on the black market.Now, where was I? Ah yes. Babies are actually rats. They were created in a lab hidden under this very clinic. I should know, I created you all!!! YOU ARE ALL MY CHILDREN!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I AM BOTH YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR FATHER!!! I HAVE BOTH PARTS!

It was at this moment , Mrs. Dawson grabbed her children and hauled them into her car. "We are never going there again."

Dr. Smiles stared outside of the window of the clinic. He held a malevolent aura. Mrs. Dawson. He will remember that name. It will be vital information for future plans. As for her kids, he has special plans for them. He smiled at the discarded needles. Before his psychotic episode, he had given the children shots. One for the flu and another one. He lied to that woman. It won't take long till her children transform into deformed naked rats. To bad he can't watch the transformation up close. He wondered if Mrs. Dawson would press charges against him. Probably yes. But she has no solid evidence. Other than his reported psychotic episode. He walked over to his office. The doctor smiled as his favorite song played softly in the background. He loved Shower by Becky G.