Silly Smiles Clinic

Doctor, what are the dangers of smoking?

 Smoking? "You know. Cigarettes and juuls." Oh. Thank you Martinez. Well, smoking is when you eat fire and your innards start to smoke. It is very distracting and stupid. I always wondered why they only set their mouth on fire? "Doc, I don't think you're talking about smoking." Shut up, Martinez. Smoking can damage your mouth and is a stupid way to die.Even I could think of better ways to kill other people or myself. "You're scaring the children." SHUT UP MARTINEZ!! And I thought to myself why don't they set themselves or others on fire? So I decided to try smoking by setting myself on fire.

Nurse Joseph Martinez watched in horror as his boss started to pour gasoline on himself in front of children. "SIR! NO!!"

And those are the dangers of smoking. Any questions children?... Oh. Martinez took the rest of the day off. He looked like he needed some rest.

Martinez woke up. He looked at his surroundings. Where am I? He looked down to see that he was strapped onto a steel chair. "Martinez, I hope that you have made yourself comfortable." "Where am I?" "You really are dumb aren't you? You are in my lab underneath the clinic." "What do you want from me?" The doctor only smiled. To the side, Martinez noticed a small tray lined neatly with surgical instruments. His blood froze. The doctor smirked. "I only want to fix you, Martinez." The nurse's eyes widened. "Oh. Don't worry. It won't hurt. Just think of it as being reborn." Martinez struggled against his bonds. His heart was racing. Suddenly, Martinez started to slow down. His eyelids felt heavy. He soon slowly drifted to sleep.

That was so painfully easy. I would have thought Joseph would put up more of a fight. But it is what it is.

So you're the new nurse? "Yes. Joseph Martinez." Dr. Smiles. I have a feeling that you and I will get along just fine.