FNF Characters x Reader

tankmen and y/n as vines

Captain John: *picks reader up* it's my little russia lady~
[Y/n]: I'm not russia-
Captain John: please, get me some beets.
[Y/n]: yo what the fuck-
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[Y/n]: great invention steve.
Steve: thanks
[Y/n]: but the name-
Steve: * holds up the peanut butter jar with a nozzle top* what's wrong with sticky nut juice?
[Y/n]: * mentally facepalming* everything, every fucking t h i n g
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Ted/sniper: *growing like a demon*
[Y/n] skittles and John: *holding a cross* THE POWER OF CRIST COMPELS YOU!
Ted/sniper: *growls again but louder*
[Y/n] skittles and John: *john and skittles literally gripping onto [Y/n] for dear life* THE POWER OF CRIST COMPELS YO-
Ted/sniper: *BARKS LIKE A HELL HOUND*
[Y/n] skittles and John: *All of them screaming and running to the door while ted is chasing them on all fours like a dog*
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[Y/n]: skittles is so annoying
Skittles: *literally hops over a fence and climbs on the roof to where [y/n's] bedroom window is* I heard you were talking shit about me?!
[Y/n]: AY YO WHAT THE FUCK
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Steve john and ted: *recording the stair rail*
[Y/n]: *slides down to rail slowly* Where all going to hell, goodbye!
Steve john and ted: *start snickering*
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[I'm sorry I just had to lmfao]
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