part 3

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A very pale white haired kid stood in the doorway, staring at Tonpa. "Tonpa, you're cheating on me for... Them???" He sounded outraged. Hisoka then made the fuck boy face, "say, kid, how old are you? Are you about 12 or so?' hisoka began to drool all over himself.

Biden rolled his eyes deep into his skull them uppercut Hisoka's massive honkers. They bounced everywhere until Biden made them stop by grabbing them with his slender toes. Hisoka and Biden made out as near stared down Tonpa.

"W-wanna join in baby?" Tonpa asked nervously, doing the 'im shy' thing with his fingers. "Not with those whores." Near spat. "Anyway, I'm actually cheating on you too." Tonpa gasped and became furious. "With whom are you seeing?" Tonpa inquired.

"Well you see, he's here with me now, babe come here." Suddenly, a small animal wearing blue walked into the room. It was none other than simon from alvin and the chipmunks. Simon smiled and said "uwu hey sexy" then he climbed up onto Near's shoulders and played with his hair. "Owo owo stop, silly" Near giggled.

Hisoka and Biden stopped making out and stared at them. "Do you think the animal is 12?" Biden karate chopped Hisoka's double D badonkers.

Out of nowhere Hisoka's phone rang. He pulled his phone out of his thong and answered. "Hello?"

"Oh hey sugarbaby, it's me daddy Dobby."

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