Biden x Hisoka x Tonpa

part 4

Biden tapped his foot long finger nails on the table as hisoka gave him a look of shame. Hisoka whispered into the phone, "Babe this is a bad time."

"Dumbledaddy isn't giving me enough crusty hard cheese" dobby moaned into the phone. Biden began to cry as he learned his senpai had a lover or at least friend with benefits.

"sorry baby girl I really can't talk right now, ciao' hisoka hung up the phone. He then turned to biden, who was crying. "You're such a traitor daddy" biden sobbed. Hisoka felt bad, then remembered he had a card, no not a literal one, up his sleeve. "says the traitor" hisoka whipped out bidens phone which he stole, and opened it to a contact that said "my baby princess trumpie 😍'

One of bidens tiddies suddenly fell off in shock. "Babe that's uh-" hisoka shook his head. "Got any one else I should know about??" He threw biden on the floor and stepped on him.

"Okay, okay, I do have one other lover. He's here, recording from the window." Suddenly a small angry red octopus jumped in the window. "I'm gerald bitches. I'm bidens main bae"

All the others in the room looked at gerald. "Oh God he's so sexy" said Tonpa. "Yeah I like tentacles" said simon and near simultaneously.