I glance up at the teacher, as she lectured me on not paying attention to her lesson. How could I when Goober smirks with those "plump" lips and moves with his rotund bum? Paying attention was physically impossible.
I watched as he flicked his hair, reminding me of young Justin Beiber, and oil particles sprayed everywhere.
Yummy. I was so glad I was in the splash zone of his grease. I scooped up one of the droplets of oil and added it into my bottle labeled "Goober's smexy grease" I would forever treasure it. Sometimes I would use it in my own hair to give it a shine and to remind myself of him. I imagined him massaging my shoulder with the grease I had collected, and I groaned occupied in my imagination.
I didn't realize I omitted that noise out loud until Goober looked back at me and winked dramatically. I sighed, hopelessly head over heels with the human that is the epitome of perfection. Oh yes, how he captured my heart. And I would make sure he would never let it go. Maybe one day I would capture his; and tuck it away where no one could find it.
Unfortunately, despite my obvious advances and his consistent flirting, we never shared anything more than a few winks and glances at one another.
Today he was wearing a pair of yoga pants that accentuated his double bums, which I named babycakes.
I remember the first time we met. I doubt he remembered, as I'm not a vital part of his life, as he is to mine.
It was 5th grade, and our teacher lectured him for twerking too much, which I certainly didn't get since I certainly was not complaining. That's when I realized what a baddie he was. MY bad boy, even if he didn't realize it yet...
Sometimes he doesn't shower for a month and that's when I'm really turned on. He's the only one that has got me acting up. Not even my step-bro was successful.
Some people complain about his hygiene or lack thereof, but I find it quite endearing; his smelliness is what makes him special, what makes him stand out from all the other boys that I knew.
As I saw him doing the floss dance after school, I almost melted into a puddle due to his quirkiness and smexiness. Yes, he needed to be mine, and I was going to make sure of that...
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End of Chapter!
4/28/21 Don't worry guys, it'll be updated tomorrow for all of you to enjoy their budding chemistry <3 Don't be too sad that the chapter is over.
Based on true events.
- Mikbabester
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The Budding Romance of Goober and Mikbabester
FanfictionFrom his greasy hair flips to his sniffalicious mustiness, he is the epitome of perfection. I knew he was the one from the very start. And I would never stop trying to capture his heart, although he captured mine so easily. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ I tho...
