I apologize in advance for this.
(No covid AU) It was a day like any other. Well not really but whatever. The bell had rung for lunch. Foul, River, Alex, and Atticus were sitting in the cafeteria. They had decided to talk about recent events in the discord server, so they chose to sit without any of their other friends.
The two fatasses made their way to the cafeteria, talking to each other like always. They had decided it would be a good idea to sit with Foul and the others. "Oi dumbasses, what do you think you're doing here?", Foul asked very aggresively. (I suck at dialogue stfu) "Going to sit down with you four", Nicholas replied. "Lmao no", said Foul in response.
Time skip to recess because this is my story and I can do what I want
Foul and Alex were beating up Nicholas as always, while Atticus and River just watched it go down. Nicholas wanted to go run to Shaila for support, but the others were no where to be found. Sam was also there, watching his crush get beat up. He wanted to step in and do something, but he's too much of a pussy. Alex delivered one final blow to Nicholas' shin, brushed herself off, and walked over to River and Atticus. Foul had also finished beating up Nicholas, and did the same. Sam rushed over to Nicholas, and helped him up. Nicholas blushed at the help, and got up.
Another time skip because shut up.
It was class. What class you ask? I don't know. Just a class. Sam and Nicholas were chatting away, and River walked up to them, followed by Foul, Alex, and Atticus. "Aw, the little boyfriends are flirting", said Foul. Sam and Nicholas both blushed at the remark, and started defending themselves. Foul rolled their eyes, and sat back down. Alex kicked them both in the shins, and followed Foul. River and Atticus stood there for a while, until Atticus went back as well. River stood there, as if plotting something, but also sat down in the end. "Getting those two lovebirds together is gonna be harder than I thought", said an exasperated River. "Yeah", replied Foul.
Bus time sisters.
The six of them were on the same bus for some reason. "Holy shit just date already", Foul said when boarding the bus. "What?", Nicholas asked. "Ugh nevermind, you're too stupid", Foul replied. River came out of no where and somehow kicked Nicholas' and Sam's faces together so they kissed. End of story.
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