ARIES: "I'm not going to stop the wheel. I'm going to break the wheel."
TAURUS: "The big fish eat the little fish and I keep on paddling."
GEMINI: "The night is dark and full of terrors."
CANCER: "Some wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word."
LEO: "A lion does not concern himself with the opinions of a sheep."
VIRGO: "Everything before the word 'but' is horseshit."
LIBRA: "There is no justice in the world. Not unless we make it."
SCORPIO: "The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword."
SAGITTARIUS: "I don't plan on knitting by the fire while men fight for me."
CAPRICORN: "Discipline beats numbers nine times of every ten."
AQUARIUS: "Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king."
PISCES: "There's no cure for being a cunt."
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the Great Big Ol' Book of Zodiac Signs
AléatoireI had written another book like this, but I wasn't satisfied. I felt like I had to start fresh with this one, so here ya go! Writing started during Taurus season btw.