Really weird sans x reader zombie apocalypse thing I wrote as a kid

Chapter 1 This Girl's on fire

HI . My name is kara . here is an important fact . Are you ready ? okay , here goes nothing , *Ahem , I like memes . yeah I know ,what a BIG secret !!!! ( I'm just kidding I don't have a secret but I do like memes and I'm just stalling ) Any way , allow me to describe myself . I have pastel brown hair with light hair which is alway in pigtails , I have dark pink glasses , I always wear jeans ( sometimes leggings ) And most importantly ... I always have a giant , hardcover , thick book in my hands . Oh, and I have so many scratches/bruises it's absolutely insane . my clothing is often a shirt that says : I 'm Pretty Awesome . Anyway I should probably go back to the story . when I first got into my new school , Empire middle school , There was a group of girls smoking . I knew that smoking wasn't very healthy so I walk up to them . At the time I was holding The school for good and evil ( Hardcover of course ) . One of them notices me .She had dark brown hair and brown eyes that reflected hatred . "Hi ! I'm carly . Wanna cigarette ? " she asked , holding up the suicidal weapon . " Ew !!! Um... I'm sorry . I really am not a fan of smoking . you are basically killing yourself ." I said , covering my nose and mouth ." You are sooooo lame . smoking is healthy and makes you prettier . It's obvious you don't smoke since you aren't pretty . " Carly made a satisfied face like she said something smart . " That's what your mom said when she gave birth to you ." I shot back before running to my locker which was thankfully very far away from those idiot girls . I was really early so I went to homeroom and read until school started . the bell rang and kids poured into the classroom . And can you guess who was sitting in the back ? Yup , it was Carly and her idiotic goons . Then there were two girls who came up to me . One looked almost exactly like me , except with light brown hair in a ponytail and brown eyes . She wore a shirt with a picture of my favorite game character which is sans , from undertale , a pair of jeans , and some sneakers . The other was taller than her by a inch and had curly black hair , wore a jacket that made her look like high school musical , a shirt that had a alpaca with glasses , and you guessed it , leggings ( you thought I was gonna say jeans ? well you dun-goofed she wore leggings ) . " Hi , I'm Lucy . " said the girl with the hat . ''This is Mary ,'' . Mary waved and smiled . Then the girls sit down next to me . " you don't smoke do you ? " I ask them thinking of the female dog . " Pffffft. Girl , ain't  nobody got time for that ."  But she said it so fast that it sounded like aintnobodygottimefodat . " So ... what school did you used to go to ? " asked Mary , whose voice I haven't heard so it took me by surprise . " Oh , I went to tech fundamental . "  I reply . Now for those of you who didn't know , tech is the BEST school to go to because they teach you coding , software design , and animation . Best of all , they had rooms with Ps4s , x boxes ,wiiu 's ,  nintendo swaps , 2ds and 3ds , and game boys . If you graduated , ( which ,i don't mean to brag , I did ) you went to a school of your choice and got to have one of each game console they had .  I did not go out of my room until July 4 and my mom took away my stuff and broke them . Except I was actually able to sell some of her stuff on ebay and got my stuff back  ( in case you were wondering , I sold her  precious gems and her phone which was a samsang galaxy )  " If it's okay , can we see actual proof ? " asks Mary eyeing me suspiciously . "Um yeah sure I actually have my yearbook on in my locker from all of my years there . " I said " Don't listen to her girls .She probably just came from stupid town " said Carly . " At least people from stupid town  are smarter than you , donkey . " I shot back , while kicking her hard in the shin . As Carly fell , she let go of her cigar , which , keep in mind , was lit . the cigar landed on her " on fleek eyebrows" , which lit on fire . Since we already know that Carly is a gosh darn idiot , she ran around screaming like a little girl . Someone actually started to record this incident and someone else started playing " this girl is on fire " . Since , last time I checked , NOT an idiot  I actually called for help , and pulled the fire alarm . I only pulled it because she then set a stack of papers on fire and as you know , such little things at first , then they tend to grow . " I guess you could say this problem is spreading like wildfire . " Said Lucy , which was a good pun at a bad moment . Mary is hugging me and i realize no one left  so I evacuate and realize the fire alarm is broken . But , I went to a technology school , so I was able to fix it in no time but now the fire is super scary , as in  you - will - immediately - die  - the - minute - you - walk - through - me scary . I grab the fire extinguisher and use it on Carly . I pull her out and evacuate . Lucy and Mary were outside with everyone else . the minute I walk out , There is a round of applause from students and staff members . Then someone caught my eye . He had blonde hair  and dark blue jacket   . He was cute , but I don't like judging by looks . I decide to let it go until I gather more info . But I think this chapter is WAAAAY too long so I'm putting the rest in chapter fricken 2 .