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You are of an alien humanoid race, the Gi'yann. You are perceivably the last of your race which is slightly surprising since all available information that the Federation has on your race (from studying you and your genes) suggests that your race is inherently immortal( space lobsters). You have facial features that are observed as inherently elven and a naturally occurring moko of sorts on your chin. I'm following stardates, if things get wonky for a bit it wasn't until NextGen that there was a system for stardates that makes some sense so here's to hoping I don't lose any of you before then.

Ok so I want to keep it real but make it funny at the same time. A mix of real times and random stuff I find and my rather weird imagination and what ever else goes through my head at the time I'm updating.

Exactly what the title says!!!!!

•22,499 words (so far)• "Now it is time for our reaping." She left the mic and headed for the female tribute bowl. She shuffled and mix and when she pulled her hand out one accidentally fell from the bowl. She bent over and picked it up. "I oppose this is our card fate has chosen." She slowly opened the card. I could feel my heart pounding against my rib cage. it threatened to jump for my body and run away, just like I want to do right now. "And our district one tribute for the females is... Akiria Cordella." I slowly made my way through the crowed and into the isle having to peel my own hand away from my best friend. Every step felt like my legs where made of iron. I ascended the steps to meet Cachinn. "Hello dear." She motioned me to stand behind her. Cachinn returned to the mic with the male's tribute name. "And our male tribute for district one is... Enzo liner." Not my best friend! -- This was it. Their names where drawn for the sacrifice. Panem needs an example and they are it. Brother and sister in the fight to death as punishment for something their father did. A band of kids fight to the death in order to survive. Only one must exit but at what cost. At what cost would they risk everything to save two? This is the 73rd hunger games. May the odds be ever in your favor.

A magical 7-11 is going around the world and only stopping for 5 days, 2 minuets per day. Destiny Blake Stumbles across it when she is on the way to her bus stop to go to school. (Well she actually falls not stumbles.) She gets stuck in the 7-11 on the 5th day, when she opens the door she finds herself in a different country. Will Destiny ever get back home?

a woman with regrets of not loving her girlfriend rightfully and mistreating her

A short story.

It was just supposed to be a simple hay ride through a 'haunted' cornfield. Why did it do a whole 180 in a different direction? God can we go back to before this day started? Before Halloween became my least favorite holiday of all time? I wish I could... I bet we all wish we could... But sadly that's not how the world works... Bummer............

The fanfiction that i wrote but didn't know how bad it was. I wrote this when i was 13 during my gleek obsession. My sister just read it and made me put it up. THIS IS PURELY A JOKE!!! do not take this seriously(even though my 13 year old self did). this is just meant to hopefully make you laugh. all typos are meant to be there since i'm to lazy to fix them and couldn't care less. Ruby is an OC. All characters in the show do not belong to me, but their respective owners.

Alex is completely out of sorts due to his feelings for a certain Schuyler Sister. He's about to make one of them a very happy girl... Modern day AU.

Um- random stories I make to cure writers block- so yeah :)

It isn't a good one so far and it never will be.

idk anymore

I dunno man, I told my friend I was gonna make a fanfic about her and her new boyfriend, and she thought I was joking. (Yeah, I did it Bunny Bitch. ¬U¬) EDIT: Tis now a crack book about her.

Randomness about my OCs because where else would I put them? In an original story? As if! (Some of them have appeared in my fanfics, though.) Updates are random and infrequent.

I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS IN 4TH GRADE THIS IS OLD AND A WILD RIDE GOTTA SHARE IT IG

First story, really random. Don't question it.