Okay so after a year of female dogs and boring classes ( which I WISH I passed but sadly didn't except for history , science , drama , engineering , technology , and reading . ) It was finally summer ! me and my friends are planning to go hang out at universal studios orlando . As I was walking home I heard someone say that some person was smoking and immediately turned cannibal and ate another smoking girl . well , i thought . That's something I didn't expect to hear today . I immediately grabbed my phone and texted Lucy and Mary . They said they saw the same thing on the news , but their parents said it was just a bunch of poop . I told them to meet me at my house just in case and gave them my address . My friends have actually never been to my house before so when they walked up to my house they thought they were at the wrong house until I opened the door . Both had actually packed because they were worried that they would have to survive . " Last time I checked , this only happened in books " said Lucy , who looked at the forth wall and winked . " I'm going to ask my parents if we can cancel the trip . " I said . I leave the table , and go up to my parent's room . " what do ya want ?! " screamed my mother , who is also a female rat . ( which , in my book , is worse than a female dog . ) "what is it sweetheart ? " asked my dad , who was the only guy that loved me in this mansion . " We need to cancel the trip . " I said . " No , we are not , we spent a lot of money on this you little ( I can't say the following words ) .Why is it that you feel the need to cancel now ?! " 'The news . " I said . "Oh , no if your going to be like that your staying here with your friends . " screamed my mom . " Okay have fun having your brains eaten , " I said , " Wait you never had one . " I shout as I slam the door . I run down stairs and back to the table . " thank god ." what did they say ? " asked Lucy . " We got to find a place to stay ASAP . " said Mary , showing me a video on u tube . it was just posted by arianna , a u tuber , as she got eaten by a giant horde of zombies . " She is close to our location . " Mary said . Then the she devil that is my mom comes down . " STOP MAKING NOISE !!!!! " Screamed my mom , even though that was a zombie cat , trying to get in . " Mom , don't go outside !! " I said " Don't tell me what to do !! " screamed my mom , who runs outside and starts yelling cuss words . The horde of zombies lock eyes on her . " Oh , ha ha . Kara you little turd your grounded for this , sick , twisted , joke ! " screams my mom . " Stop describing yourself !! " I shout before locking the door . " My friends look at me with this horrified , yet also a OMG-I-Can't - believe - you - did - that - but - was - kinda - awesome - face . Then , there was a knock on the door . That's weird . I thought I killed my mom . I check the door through the peep hole . It was Arianna , very bloody , but alive . " Hold up . I thought you died. " said Mary who was preparing the basement . " No that was one of the wannabe Ariannas . " said Arianna , after I opened The door . " And people call me Ari . " All of a sudden , there was a flush and Lucy walked out of the bathroom . " Hey guys I - who are you and why are you here ?! " Shouted Lucy , Who brought out my sword ( yes I have a sword , but I like to refer to it as a one - pronged fork ) " Dude , Chill . " Said Ari " Hey guys , I finished the basement ! " shouted Mary . " Ummm... Ari ? You're not going to stay ... right ? " said Mary with an uncomfortable look . " Why else would I be here ? said Ari . " Umm ... there's only room for three people . " Said Mary . " Well then We'll have to sacrifice her . " She said , pointing to me " Why ME !!?? WE WERE ORIGINALLY HERE , YOU JUST BARGE IN , AND THIS IS MY HOUSE ! " I scream ." Well, I need a place to sleep , and i'm more important ." She said . " Not any more " said Lucy . She grabbed Ari and pushed her out into the zombies . " In this world , it's kill or be killed . " she said , watching the horrifying scene . All of a sudden , her eyes seemed to be red , but then go back to brown . she looked around and saw our horrified faces , then turned back to the window , where ari lay dead . " OH NO , OH NO , HOW !? I THOUGHT IT WAS GONE !!" She screamed, horrified . "Wait wha- ? " I begin , but Lucy cut me off . " I need to find a knife . " Lucy then grabbed a knife and was about to stab herself when Mary grabs the knife and chuck it out the window . " WHAT THE HEAVEN WERE YOU THINKING ?! " asked Mary , with a worried face . " Yeah Lucy you need to explain NOW . "I said . " O-o-okay . But can we do it in the basement ? " " Sure . It's ready anyway . " said Mary . " Come on ! '' We walk in the basement and there were bright blue walls , two huge shelves one stalked with books and board games , and the other was beef jerky , turkey jerky , a variety of soup , and a built - in shelf with boxes of twinkies . There were five shelves each with four boxes of twinkies , each box with 100 twinkies . " Why do we have two thousand twinkies ? " asked Lucy " My uncle said that twinkies have a lot of chemical ingredients . " I said . " And I also put salt and vinegar chips in the extra room . " Said Mary " How did you do all of this ? " I ask . " Oh... About that ... I might have been sneaking in here every day after school and on weekends ." She said "Wait wha- ?" " ANYWAY I also put sleeping bags , pillows , extra clothes , extra weapons , and electronic chargers along with fast and free wi-fi , And in the extra room I put in water , fruit trees , and a water fall just in case and for scenery . " " What if you have to use the bathroom ? " Lucy asked " I made a bathroom Underneath the extra room . " Mary replied " Well , It looks like we are all set . '' " Anyway, Lucy you need to tell us why you killed ari . " I said " Well ... " Then all of a sudden , there was a sound of the undead , and a window shattering . " Shoot ! They're in ! " I yell . " Well get your weapons . We first need a - wait where did lucy go ?! " Exclaimed Mary . I open the basement door and see Lucy , Engulfed in a blue flame , With a demonic looking animal skull , shooting lasers at the undead . " In this world , it's killed or be killed . "
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