Yellow friend yes you might look at the title and be like The fuck is this? well the title says it all. I was five years old, and you know at the age of five we are like that one monkey curious George we want to mess with anything we see. No? Well ok then, anyways i was at a picinc in the park and I saw a duck. My uncle though it was OK to let a five years old play with a duck since they didn't have teeth. As I walked up to the duck I reached my hand out to touch it. Even though ducks don't have teeth they can still put your hand in the mouth. THIS MOTHER FUCKER BIT ME!
*Soul wakes in*
Death you dumb ass, you said it your self ducks don't have teeth.
Shut up Soul no one asked you! Now go find your girlfriend Maka!
She's not my girlfriend she is my partner!
Partner in love! Everyone ships it! (If you do in the comments put hell yeah!)
OK back to the duck. As you know now I am really really violent, so I didn't go crying to my mom. I slapped the shit out of that duck. Yeah I hit it so hard I bolded the word slapped. Remember I'm only five I was thinking this duck was going to back down, but hell no. This duck ran up to me like a chicken. It flew in my face and started hitting me. The duck and I got in this big fight until my Nana saw us so she stopped us. So yea
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