Yellow friends so this is the frist secret im going to tell you about. When I was in first grade I was seven years old and I was the crazayiest little fucked up shit you could ever know I think I was more fucked up then I am now? But anyways that's not the point. So one day at recess Tyler, Brandon, and Joe(that's not the real names), and me Death(also known as Kid) .We were playing a game called Heroes and princesses. The thing was when the hero would save the princess ,they would give the princess a lego to show there love. And since I was the little fucked up shit out of the group I decided to change the rules. Instead of giving giving the princess is a lego to show their love I decided to change it to be you had to kiss the princess to show your love. And even though I thought it was the fucked up one in the group turns out that Brandon and Joe was worse than me. These two little masterminds had a plan of their own. So as the new game started and the boys started climbing the castle (playground tower) once a reached the top they were leaning into kiss so Tyler and me leaned in too. Since Tyler and I were facings face to face the two boys moved out of the way and got us to kiss. So the secret here is that I kissed a girl. * burst out in song* I kissed a girl and I liked it and it didn't taste like cherry chapstick!! Eventually it was actually cool to kiss a girl so that's my secret so goodbye and stay symmetrical my friends.
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The picture is two dudes I'm sorry I had no internet so that want my only choice :'( sorry)
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Can you keep a secret?
HumorThis book is going to be filled with secrets! secrets even my closest friends don't know about. So if you want to know about my deepest secrets then you found the right book.
