𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐎 𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐉𝐀𝐆𝐎 | incorrect quotes

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cole: *so mf furious* WHO ATE MY CAKE? I'LL KI-

jay: m'sorry, i did.

cole: *acting tenderly* -kiss you. and buy you some more if you want. do you need anything else?

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jay: i'm going to set my hair on fire.

zane: um .. you probably shouldn't do that jay. you will end up hurting yourself .. badly

cole: let him. he'll learn his lesson one way or another-

nya: do it jay.

kai: i'll light your hair on fire myself.

zane: kai, no.

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*kai and cole sharing an apartment*

cole: *on the phone with kai* hey, is it safe to microwave aluminum foil?

kai: i don't know, find out

cole: lmao bet.

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zane: *sneezes into his arm*

kai: oh would you look at this? zanes dabbin!

zane: no, i just have allergies.

jay: look, look, look! he's gonna do it again!

zane: *sneezes again*

kai & jay: hit it zane, hit it!

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jay: hey zane! did you know that 'thot' also means 'thoughtful person'?

zane: oh really? no .. i wasn't aware of this new slang.

*later that day*

zane: thank you so much for helping me with this nya, you're such a thot!

nya: *trying to control her laughter* i'm a WHAT?

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lloyd: you can never say the word 'bubbles' in a threatening way.

lord garmadon: ???

*ten minutes later*

misako: lloyd, why is your father angrily screaming 'bubbles' on the top of the roof?

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skales: pythor never brings anything but death and bad advice.

pythor: hey now- that's not true. sometimes i bring pizza.

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kai: i love sleepovers.

nurse: this isn't a sleepover, you're in the hospital.

kai: then why do i have this nightgown?

nurse: that's a hospital gown.

kai: truth or dare-

nurse:

kai:

nurse: dare.

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*in disneyland, on the teacup ride*

zane, nya & cole: *spinning calmly while talking*

kai, lloyd & jay: *flying past them. spinning as fast as they can while screaming*

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nya: *peeling off her fake eyelashes* phew, what a day!

all of the ninja: what the actual fuc-

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wu: you only attract what you fear.

kai:

kai: oh no! i'm so scared of ten million dollars!

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wu: *hits head and passes out*

jay: GUYS, SENSEI JUST FAINTED!

cole: quick, call 911!

kai: *panicking* WHATS THE NUMBER?

jay:

cole:

zane:

wu: *wakes up for .3 seconds* bitch-

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kai: man, this party is dead

zane: we're at a funeral, kai.

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cole: *writing poetry in his notebook angrily* love is dead and never existed at all. all you did was betray me as i lay sick and festering. you are the definition of dread.

zane: are you okay, cole?

cole: jay stole my cake. the one that had my name on it.

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*texting wu*

kai: update, i may or may not be in a cult.

kai: update numba two, i may or may not be the leader of said cult.

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*lord garmadon getting the crap beat out of him by some snakes*

lloyd: *watching his father getting rekt* this is so sad, pythor play despacito.

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