A/N: THIS IS SATIRE DON'T COME FOR US
Thanks to toky0_h0e and GGabbyGG for helping me out w this.
She stared at shrek with a longing look in her face. "You can't just leave. Not now" Shrek looked back at Fiona as he stood at the door frame. "I can't help it. Y/N is just so.."
"Iwillfightthathoe" Says Y/N
Y/N enters the room. "YOU," says Fiona "YOU DID THIS." Y/N stared at the bloodwashed body that lay lifeless on the floor.
"I- I-" Tears well up in her pearly blue eyes. She covers her mouth with her grey hoodie paws and ties her hair up in a messy bun.
"Not like he loved you anyways he was abt to leave you" Says Fiona with a harsh tone.
Y/N breaks down crying cuz shes a weak fucking bitch
I'm finna whip this h0e Y/N thinks *beats a b!tch up*
Suddenly, Shrek comes back to life and slaps Fiona. Fiona lets out a gasp.
"SH-SHREK-"
"No, you" Killer Keemstar enters the room with a fucking machine gun
"stfu, I'm trying to sleep" Shrek says as he drops down onto the floor and dies. again.
everyone gasps
A/N: Might continue this idk we made this cuz we were bored
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My L'Swampburg | Shrek x Fiona x Reader
RomanceFor bygones L'Swampburg has lived in tranquility, but one day Keemstar pulls a Wilbur Soot. Will the gang stop his evilness? Or will he conquer? (Group Creation) (SATIRE)