A/N: Hey peeps.
Decided to work on this by myself 😔 Sorry besties!! <3
CW: Mentions of firearms & blood
Keem wiped the sweat from his greasy forehead.
"I've been waitin' all day to use this baby." He said with a smirk.
"WAIT! STOP!" A voice in the distance echoed as heads turned.
"Not another unexpected twist!" said Donkey for some reason (I'm not sure why he's here)
Suddenly, Alexis Quackity came tumbling in like a tumble weed.
"Keem!" He screamed, balling his maid skirt in his hands. "What are you doing!"
"I'm doing what needs to be done, baby." Keem lifted the firearm and aimed towards the crowd.
Pellets came like rain at the misfortunate victims.
"Come here!" Yelled Fiona, looking at you as she held out her enchanted netherite coat.
"Now!"
Without question, Y/N ran towards her.
They made their way out of the small swamp together and hid in the forest.
"F-Fiona-"
"Not a word." Fiona clasped her hand to Y/N's mouth.
"Shhhh"
They could still hear Killer Keemstar attacking everybody back at the house.
"We have to go." whispered Fiona, taking Y/N's hand a running deeper in the wood.
Blood fell from your knee.
"Bullet wound," Y/N said. "I have a bullet wound."
"Fiona?" They called, somewhat intimidated by their acquaintance.
"What." The woman replied with a stern look.
"C-can you..." Y/N held their breath, not exactly prepared to ask such a favour.
"Can you kiss my boo-boo?"
Fiona sighed at Y/N's stupid ass question.
"Fine, but at a cost." She said.
Y/N frowned. What sort of payment must one make to have their boo boo kissed?
"W-what cost?"
A/N: Omg cliffhanger 🤪🤪 !!!
Anyways let me know if you like how this is going so far!
Considering I'm such a hot and sexy person I don't think there's anything wrong with this <33
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My L'Swampburg | Shrek x Fiona x Reader
RomanceFor bygones L'Swampburg has lived in tranquility, but one day Keemstar pulls a Wilbur Soot. Will the gang stop his evilness? Or will he conquer? (Group Creation) (SATIRE)
