My L'Swampburg | Shrek x Fiona x Reader

Long, Massive, Juicy

A/N: Might continue this solo 😔 sorry babes... ALSO WARNING FOR EXPLICIT LANGUAGE IN THIS ONE

"You have to... to..."

"To what?" Fiona said, determined to find out what Y/N had desired.

Bang!
A bullet hardly missed their heads.

"RUN!!!" The scream barely escaped Quack kitty's mouth as he lay with his maid dress ridden in blood.

Hand in hand, the two ran together even deeper into the wood.

Adrenaline flooded through into Y/N's mind. It was astounding, Keemstars capability.

Time flew by like a pelican to a one direction band member (lol idk metaphors???) and soon the duo found themselves speedrunning so deep into the forest to only find themselves at a food truck, or was it a van? They were incredibly unsure.

"Look Y/N, kissing your boo boos will have to wait for later. For now, we must infiltrate this van." Said Fiona, staring into Y/Ns orbs.

"K." Said Y/N.

They cautiously entered the van, almost reluctant to even open the door.

In the van, they found a man who looked to be roughly 42 sat unconscious on the floor, his face seemingly... stitched up?

Something about this man was familiar to Y/N, but they couldn't quite put their finger on it.

"Y/N, are you okay?" Asked Fiona, snapping Y/N out of their daze.

"Y-yeah. I'm just- you know- missing your kissies." Y/N replied somewhat smuggly.

Fiona's face flushed in pink. "Y- Y/N you silly goose."

Y/N could only tuck their hair (or not hair you might be bald) behind their ear nervously, looking back at Fiona.

The two of them stared at each other longingly, eyes locked on eyes... or lips.

But as they almost leaned in, they were interrupted by an obnoxious cough.

"Ahem. Who are you and what are you doing in my van and why are you making out in my van." He stated.

Fiona sputtered profusely. "W-we weren't making out!"

"Yeah okay faggot." He spat at the poor queer characters feet. (A/N: i am homosexual and swampburg!wilbur is canonically gay)

"You bastard!" Y/N yelled.

"Y/N-" Fiona begged.

"No!" Y/N interrupted, pulling out their long massive juicy sword. "I will not have an old man call my epic girlfriend a slur directly aimed at homosexual individuals, but also any person who is sexually attracted to the same gender and/or are a nonbinary person who is solely attracted to non-men/non-women!"

"Please! I don't want you to transform into a gacha hybrid demon sovereign!" Yelled Fiona. Suddenly, she gasped, covering her mouth in shame. "I'm sorry I didn't mean to-

"It's okay." Y/N staggered in their stance. Nobody was supposed to know that. Y/N had just swiftly mentioned it during their little escape through the woods. They didn't know why they did it, but they did. "I-" They lowered their long massive juicy sword. "I won't attack."