South Park High is back for it's 4th season of high school adventures. Follow Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny in a new set of adventures that bring the spirit of our good ol' mountain town, as they grow up and learn more about themselves and the worl...
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Kenny Mccormick was probably the only guy his age in all of South Park who still enjoyed listening to a car's radio. Most of the boys had Spotify accounts and aux cables, something that the old van, although acquired through a lot of sweat, didn't have. Besides, he preferred to spend the painful $9.99 charged a month on a Premium account on something more interesting like... Playboys and joints. After all, working with a salary that would almost classify him as a slave for Mr. Kim had to generate some kind of profit.
The Mountain FM, which had a small studio near the mountain town, played Twisted Sister's song 'You Can't Stop Rock And Roll' while Kenny was sitting on the stuffed thing he had placed in the back of the van, comfortably admiring some girls with boo... I mean, extremely respectable busts. When the song ended, announcers Big Harry and Mike started talking.
"Fuck Harry, that's what i call a true rock and roll classic, don'cha think?"
"My exact thoughts, Mike. I think everyone wants to be teleported back to that time, even those who didn't live it." Kenny raised his hand, pointing to the radio as if he gave the presenter reason, but without taking his eyes off the magazine. "Speaking about classics, KISS announced a while ago that they'd do their last tour..."
"It's a shame, but the good news is that the dates for several shows have already been released here in the United States, where the 'The End Of The Road' tour will begin, and you can be one of the lucky ones to watch!" Kenny suddenly put the magazine down, with widen eyes. "The Moutain got 4 tickets for you and your gang to go watch the hottest band in the world in Denver at the end of the month!"
Big Harry pressed the sound effect of the radio's name while Kenny clung to the front seat so he could hear better what he needed to do. "You wanted the best, you got the best! All you, dear listener, have to do is grab your fucking phone and..." Kenny instantly screamed, opening a huge smile, before jumping into the front seat and turning the key. He needed to warn his friends! They needed to get the tickets!
The engine died in seconds, making Kenny feel a cold in his spine. Fucking old van! "Soon we'll open up the phone calls!" Mike said before the radio also stopped with the car dying for the fifth time.
"AH! NO! NO!" Kenny said punching the steering wheel, but then took a deep breath. Soon, the guy said. He had a few minutes. He took out his cellphone and sent a message to Cartman: "Leave the door open!" And then jumped out of the car like a madman towards the fat boy's house. "Oh fuck! Oh shit!"
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"Haha... Check out, you guys... Kenny's coming." Cartman said looking at his phone while Stan and Kyle drank the baptized juices he had prepared without his mother's knowledge. He got up and walked to the door to open it. "Wonder what this asshole wan..."
