South Park High is back for it's 4th season of high school adventures. Follow Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny in a new set of adventures that bring the spirit of our good ol' mountain town, as they grow up and learn more about themselves and the worl...
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"Right, check what i'm gonna do now haha..." Stan said as he moved his character around the screen. He approached another player and started dancing like an idiot, making Kyle laugh on the other side of Team Speak. The player who was being pulled over started cursing, which only made things even more hilarious.
"Holy fuck! Alright, let's surround him..." Kyle's character also approached and stopped on the opposite side, starting to dance too, leaving no room for the poor player to move. The two friends pissed themselves laughing at the shit they were doing when suddenly a sharp noise followed by a click caused them to stop. Soon after, all the lights went out and the call ended. "Stan...?"
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"So i said that he couldn't sit with us, and you won't believe what he said!" Cartman was lying in bed cutting his toenails and gossiping in FaceTime with Butters, who clearly didn't seem too interested in what he was hearing, but still, he wasn't rude enough to hang up on the other's face. "He said he couldn't sit anywhere because he had hemorrhoids! HAHAHAHA!" Butters rolled his eyes, showing a fake half smile and then Cartman looked at him cutting another nail. "What's the matter, faggot? That was hilarious, you have to laugh!"
"Eric, I..." click. All the lights went out and the images of each other on the computers disappeared. "Uh...?"
"What the... MOM!"
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Kenny finally got a moment of peace. He was grateful that his brother was finally back, but he liked to have time for himself from time to time. Especially when he bought a new Playboy edition. He locked himself in his room and took off his pants, as he always did before going to sleep, but left the lights on so he could see before opening the center pages of the magazine. "Very good Naughty Bunny number 37... Let's get to know each other better..." Kenny said with a wide smile when he was interrupted by the noise and then the lamp in his room burst, leaving him in complete darkness. He blinked, seeing nothing at all. "Ah... God dammit!"
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Kyle and Ike walked quickly behind their parents who looked scared, as did everyone else on the street, towards the community center. It was usually the place where everyone met when a major problem occurred, and a total blackout in the city area was considered one of those emergency cases. "Dad? What happened?" Gerald didn't answer, just stating that they should continue. The town's community center, after all, was one of the few public places that had an emergency generator.
When they arrived, the adults were gathered in the chairs next to the podium discussing with the mayor how they could solve the situation, or simply why it was happening. Kyle spotted his friends in a corner sitting with boredom, since, a general blackout, meant that not even his phone networks worked. The jew came over, clutching his coat over his pajamas. Cartman snorted upset, checking the phone for the twentieth time. "Just give up, dude..." Stan afirmed.
