so im sitting there bbq sauce on my tiites
ron: bhahahahahahahaha
dark: wtf dad
james: it was funny man
dark: truuuuuuuueeee
james: ron il have to get your number
ron: sure its ############
james: ok right we need to go on a roadtrip
ron: sounds good
dark: im horny il be right back
james: you need to get a girl man
dark: the only one i will ever love is koneko
james: your eminems son you can get laid whenever you want
ron: can i have that
james: no
ron: can i have a pic of your girlfriend
james: why to wank over no
ron: no i just want to see
james: fine wich one
ron: wait what
james: wich girlfriend
ron: all of them
james: ok
james: rias xenovia akeno get your fine asses here now
akeno: very demmanding i love it
rias: whatcha want jamsey
xenovia: whats up babe
james: can we have a photo together please
akeno rias xenovia: sure
james: they all have sexy outfits on so dont cream your pants ron
ron: i wont
james sends a pic of them all together and ron well he diddnt expect him to really be eminem
ron: wait you are actually emenem
james: yeah we can facetime if you want if you do not belive me
ron: sure
they facetime and he fucking freaked out
ron: DAD MOM IM ON THE PHONE WITH EMINEM
rons dad: really cool
james: yo rons dad how are you my guy
rons dad: pretty good
james: we will have to give you a nickname any you can think of ?
the don: the don
james: i like it
the don: thanks
james: anyway ron how you be-
rias: your friends kinda cute
ron starts blushing
james: oooooooooooooh somones got a crush
ron:shut up
james: mate its chill i gave koneko to dark but that tur-
dark: dont remind me
james: ok sorry
dark: dont worry
rias takes the phone and teleports to her room to talk to ron
rias: so ron how would to sleep on call
YOU ARE READING
sad times (highschool dxd x depresed reader)
Fanfictionthis story is about a depressed reader that was abused as a child . he hates his life and has tried to end it multable times but gets saved by someone every time. then his life changes as he moves to kuoh.
