Once upon a time there was a German, he lived in Japan. Kinda sus. Sorry I'm suffering from amogus. Anyway that German was kind. He built himself a great fortune. Mmmm very good.
He used his fortune to buy a single piece of wood.
Sadly just three years later the wood broke and the German was left without wood. Another sad but true.
Without wood the German moved to Scotland, he bought himself a new piece of wood this time he also had a midlife crisis so he burned his house down.
Without a huge house the German and (let's not forget the wood ). He didn't want to live in Scotland any longer so he made a long jump to Europe. Consider continue reading a few clicks away.
