Daniel Tiger and The Lion King

Chapter 5

Camera switch from stars to Hyena cave. As we move into the cave, we first hear Banzai's voice and eventually see Banzai and Ed together with Shenzi to the side.}

Banzai: {Talking negatively} Man, that lousy Mufasa. I won't be able to sit for a week. {We notice numerous scratches on Banzai's rear}

Ed: {Inappropriate laughing}

Banzai: It's not funny, Ed.

Ed: {Tries to stop laughing, but bursts out worse}

Banzai: {Impolitely} Hey, shut up.

Ed: {Can't stop cackling}

{Banzai tackles Ed; they start fighting.}

Shenzi: Will you knock it off?

{Banzai stops. Ed continues, biting himself in the leg.}

Banzai: Well, he started it.

Shenzi: Look at you guys. No wonder we're dangling at the bottom of the food chain.

Banzai: {With drool dangling from his mouth} Man, I hate dangling.

Shenzi: Yeah. You know, if it weren't for those lions, we'd be runnin' the joint.

Banzai: {Negatively} Man, I hate lions.

Shenzi: So pushy.

Banzai: And hairy.

Shenzi: And stinky.

Banzai: And man, are they

Shenzi and Banzai: ugly? {laughter}

Scar: {From his perch we saw in the hyena chase} Oh, surely we lions are not all that bad.

Banzai: Oh. {relieved from the surprise} Oh, Scar, it's just you.

Shenzi: We were afraid it was somebody important.

Banzai: Yeah, you know, like Mufasa.

Shenzi: Yeah.

Scar: I see.

Banzai: Now that's power.

Shenzi: Tell me about it. I just hear that name and I shudder.

Banzai: Mufasa.

Shenzi: {Shivering} Ooh, do it again.

Banzai: Mufasa.

Shenzi: Ooh.

Banzai: Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa.

Shenzi: {Builds up hysterical laughter} Ooh, it tingles me.

Scar: {Negatively} I'm surrounded by idiots.

Banzai: Not you, Scar; I mean, you're one of us. I mean, you're our pal.

Scar: {Sarcastically} Charmed.

Shenzi: Oh, I like that. He's not king, but he's still so proper.

Banzai: Yeah. Hey. Did ya bring us anything to eat, Scar, old buddy, old pal? Huh? Did-ya-did-ya-did-ya?

Scar: I don't think you really deserve this. {Holds out a zebra haunch and becomes most displeased with their failure to kill Simba and Nala.} I practically gift-wrapped those cubs for you. {Drops leg to Hyenas} And you couldn't even dispose of them. {Intro fade-in on Be Prepared}

Shenzi: {Impolitely chewing with full mouth} Well, ya know. It wasn't exactly like they was alone, Scar.

Banzai: {Also impolitely chewing with full mouth} Yeah. What are we supposed to do-- {swallow} kill Mufasa?