The Trickster of Chaldea. Fate/GO X Malereader

Y/n punches Hitler

A/n: SO! Harem won by the time I'm writing this they are equal but that is because a vote came in late after I had already closed the vote so I am voiding it, I understand not everyone likes Harems and for good reason, that is why I am limiting it to three waifus and not like seventeen so feel free to leave recommendations for who you want (though I have used my power as the author to reserve one of those three slots for Da Vinci). I understand it might not make complete sense for a god of lies and trickery to have a harem but some evidence suggests Loki is also a god of the home and family its very hard to really pin it but I like it so I'm rolling with it because it sounds cool so sorry if you wanted something different but I wouldn't let it kill your fun with this story is has more to offer than just romance.

Warning: This chapter contains stuff about the Nazi regime however it purely makes fun of them and in no way exists to glorify them they were terrible people with terrible beliefs if you don't like the idea of reading about Nazis then please skip this chapter or go somewhere else and if you're a Nazi clotpole reading this please take your irrelevant beliefs back to your circlejerk. 

World war two the long-awaited sequel to world war one or the war to end all wars who came up with that stupid name anyway? it was a conflict more brutal than the first as The Axis Powers and Allied Powers fought for territory the war showed the true savagery of human nature typical humans uniting over division it makes me sick to my stomach but forget all this gritty and depressing shit the best thing to come from world war two was the video games based off it! 

I was currently playing Call of duty world at war on Dodgeball difficulty this fucking sniper was giving me some difficulty I swear my crosshair was on his head by my brother how did I not kill him ok breath Y/n breath it's just a game. I was engulfed in the story of the game and trying to get past this bullshit level I failed to notice master standing behind me. 

Gudao: Y/n!!!!! 

Y/n: AHHHH! 

*Y/n gets shot by the sniper*

Y/n: are you fucking kidding me! you better have a good explanation for interrupting me or I will smite you! 

Gudao: I need you to get ready a singularity popped up! 

Y/n: oh... but I don't want too 

Gudao: You don't have a choice! you need the experience and I want to see how you are in battle. 

Y/n: UGH! fine mom! who is going with us? 

Gudao: Jeanne D'arc and Holmes.

Y/n: Ok cool I'll be there soon.

Gudao: Good. 

and with that Y/n went back to his game finally beating the sniper level before having to go to the rayshift room. arriving he saw Dr. Roman and Da Vinci preparing master in a tube-like object. 

Y/n: So how does this work? 

Da Vinci: When we activate the ray shift she is transported from this coffin to the singularity. 

Y/n: Wait these things are called coffins? that's a bit grim don't you think?

Roman: we didn't decide the name.

Y/n: Oh... so what's with all the other ones why aren't they being used? 

Roman: Ah, some time ago an employee here at chaldea went rouge and blew up the rayshift room essentially all the people inside those things are in cryosleep it's the only thing keeping them alive while their bodies recover. 

Y/n: So essentially they are on the border of life and death? 

Da Vinci: Yes. 

Y/n: so the transport tubes labeled coffins became literal coffins. ironic