The Trickster of Chaldea. Fate/GO X Malereader

Y/n Vs Merlin Prank War

A/n: Well this got a lot of attention overnight

So I was feeling bored and decided to spray paint the entire cafeteria in green and gold while everyone was doing something else I was lounging around in my artistic masterpiece when I saw some cheeky motherfucker enter the cafeteria a smile on his face before noticing the scenery and looking at me his smile never fading. 

???: Well. Well. quite the work of art you've made here. 

Y/n: and you are?

Merlin: Forgive me I am Merlin the great, Magus of flowers, King Arthur's court mage.

Y/n: Dick Wizard? 

Merlin: Please don't call me that. 

Y/n: I don't think ordering a god around is necessarily wise oh great wizard.

Merlin: Oh a god eh? do tell which one. 

Y/n: Loki the trickster god. you've heard of me correct? 

Merlin: Naturally. I must say your pranks are legendary they even rival my own. 

Y/n: I try. what's the best prank you've done?

Merlin: I once turned my king's scabbard into a girl to see her reaction lets just say she was not happy.  

Y/n: are they ever happy?

We both chuckled at this.

Merlin: and you? 

Y/n: Hmm. I think the time I cut off Sif's hair oh what a fun day that was. shame it almost got my head cut off, but hey! Thor got his cool hammer and Odin got Gungnir so it's a win-win for all. except for me obviously.

Merlin: Hoho yes that tale is probably one of the best in your mythology. 

Y/n: Yup. and your prank is good too genderbending a loved one who woulda thought of that? 

Merlin&Y/n: Still though it's not as good as mine. 

We stared at each other blankly before tick marks formed on both our heads and it seemed lightning formed between our eyes before our heads clashed together.

Merlin: Oh? you think you're better at pranking, do you? 

Y/n: Think? no, I don't think that's too hard for me I know I am better! 

Merlin: Psh please you couldn't hold a candle to this wizard's pranking power. 

Y/n: Oh really?! have you forgotten I am literally a god of mischief! pranking is literally my thing! 

During our arguing, we failed to notice master and others had walked in until I heard the horrified voice of the master call out. 

Gudao: What did you two do?!?! 

We looked over to see our master, mash, the valkyries, some woman with blonde hair, a couple of knights, and many other servants looking at us.

Merlin: Ok first off it was all him.

Y/n: That I can confirm. 

Gudao: Loki! I mean Y/n! WHY!?

Y/n: I was bored. 

I suddenly got hit by a huge purple spear and sent to the other end of the cafeteria crashing through multiple tables before stopping. 

Y/n: I deserve that! 

Brynhildr: Control your mischievous urges fiend!  

Y/n: You know I can't Brynhildr! I get bored too easily!