tbh took the kids

tbh took the cake

awesome new chapter of the thing that i never wanted to write another chapter of. featuring the ship *reads notes* gay capitalists.

Laff: Happy birthday Na- Where's Nadwe.

Meme: idk he kinda disappeared man. he's just not important enough don't worry.

Laff: It's literally his birthday, mate.

Muffin: How about we eat his cake anyways.

Meme turned at the sight of the newcomers, Muffin and Tbh.

Meme: Tbh! You came back!

Tbh: No I... Just want cake. Idc about you, Meme.

Meme: I.

Meme: Wow, rude. I was the love of your life. Ur so adopted.

Tbh: Wait. I never told you I was adopted-

Meme: WHAT.

Muffin: Why are you talking to him you just broke up with him.

Tbh: Good point, child who I totally did not kidnap.

Muffin:

Tbh: I'm gonna go eat cake. Bye.

Tbh left Meme behind, who started crying. Laff went over to comfort Meme. But since no one cares about that, we're going to ignore that in favour of following Tbh.

Socks: Oh hey Tb- Why is there a chain around Muffin?

Tbh: HAHA! You know kids! They always like running away and stuff!

Socks: Tbh. Did you. Kidnap Muffinjuice.

Tbh: No.

Muffin: Yes.

Socks:

Socks: I'm calling the police.

Tbh: SOCKS NO I FEED HIM WHEN I REMEMBER TO.

Socks: TBH WHAT THE HECK.

Oof: What the heck is happening over here.

Socks: TBH KIDNAPPED MUFFIN.

Tbh: I ASKED HIS PARENTS FIRST.

Oof: Why am I still friends with you guys again.

TBVG: Exactly, this group makes me lose brain cells-

Socks: C'MON GUYS. JOOCIE STAYS HERE WILLINGLY

Joocie: He threatened to kill my famil-

Socks: No one cares, Joocie.

Tbh: Well I see you guys have your own iss-

Socks: TBH WE AREN'T DONE YET!

Oof: He just ran off lol.

Tbh did indeed run off, carrying Muffin behind him. He passed Oompa and Blaza, who were planning a murder or something, then almost got caught up in Woolfster and Dino calling eachother furries for the 413th time today. Finally, he was only with Muffin, and the cake.

What he didn't notice is that Laff En Gas has had a crush on him since the beginning of this chapter. And was definitely not following him as he talking with his friends, and ignoring his friends. Tbh looked over at the cake which had "Happy 5th birthday Nadwe!" Written on it. It looked delicious. Laff was standing there in the way though. He tied Muffin off to a nearby table, because kids these days always try to run off, and walked over.

Laff: Hey, mate!

Tbh: Oh, hey Laff!

Laff looked at Tbh in the eyes, both of them were blushing. Laff didn't know what to do, should they kiss or..?

Laff: Well, uh, mate. I have some things to tell ya.

Tbh: Oh what is that?

Laff: Ahh well, I has been thinking things over for a bit and-

Tbh: Also, can you move that cake looks really good.

Laff then realized that Tbh wasn't blushing while looking at him, but at the cake.

Laff:

Laff: AHH WELL OKAYS MATE ANYWAYS I NEVERS HAD ANYTHINGS IMPORTANT OKAY BYE

Laff ran off, glad his gasmask was hiding the blush on his face.

Tbh: Seriously, what was Laff going to talk about..?

Tbh didn't care much, he had his cake. His one true love in this world. He cut a piece and ate it. It was so good.

Muffin: You owe me $5. I said he wouldn't care.

Laff: Frick you, child.

i. don't know why I continued this. but thank you cade for giving me a stupid idea