1. "When my daughter was 'newly' potty trained, I was using the restroom at the mall. She gets the toilet paper for me and when I say 'thank you' and try to take it from her she says (loudly), "No, Mommy, bend over and I will wipe you." She was so proud of herself for trying to help me. My face was red and I could hear chuckles all around me."
2. "My brother was about 4 years old, when at church one evening after the collection, he stood on the pew and said, "We paid, can we go now?"
3.My son Bradley was going to a pre-daycare and had a little friend named Adam that he loved to play cars and color with. They got along just great until one day I got a call from the school telling me to come and pick-up Bradley because there had been an "incident with another child." Naturally worried I drove to the school expecting the worse. I got there and both Bradley, Adam along with Adam's mother were waiting in the office. I was then informed that my son had actually Bit Adam three times! I was stunned, as my son had never done this before and really liked Adam. So, I asked him why he would do such a thing to his friend. He looked at me with his big blue eyes and replied ever so innocently, "I wanted to see if he tasted like chicken!" AND THAT'S HOW CANNIBALISM STARTED ;0
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